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Economy of Words

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Man approaches widow at a funeral: “Do you mind if I say a word”

Widow: “by all means, please do”

Man: “Bargain”

Widow: “Thank you. That means a great deal”

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A stressed shopper approaches a cashier at the grand opening of a new supermarket: "Do you mind if I ask a question?"

Cashier: "Of course, please do."

Shopper: "Avocados?"

Cashier: "Premium."

Shopper: "Perfect. Just what I needed."

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  • Situation: Funeral, a traditionally somber and grief-stricken event.
  • Character 1: A man, an outsider to the immediate family, presumably attending the funeral.
  • Character 2: A widow, deeply grieving the loss of her spouse.
  • The Exchange: A request for a brief, consoling remark turns into a literal, unexpected statement.
  • The Punchline: The man’s single word "Bargain" juxtaposed against the Widow’s expectation of condolences/sympathy.
  • Humor Type: Wordplay, dark humor (due to the setting), situational irony (the unexpected use of "bargain").

Why it’s Funny (or tries to be):

The humor derives from the jarring contrast between the expected emotional gravity of a funeral and the man’s cold, transactional word. It’s funny because it’s inappropriate and completely misses the mark, implying that the deceased was a good deal.

Time for Enrichment!

Let’s delve into the history of funeral rituals and economics to spin off some related humor:

Enrichment Option 1: The "Funerary Economics" Angle

Tidbit: Funerals are expensive. The median cost of a funeral with viewing and burial in 2021 was over $7,800 (according to the National Funeral Directors Association). The cost of coffins has led to some interesting solutions.

New Joke:

A used coffin salesman approached the widow at the funeral. "I understand your husband drove a hard bargain in life?" he asked sympathetically.

She nodded sadly.

"Well," the salesman continued, lowering his voice, "I’m offering a two-for-one deal on the coffins… Think of it as a… buy one, die another situation."

Enrichment Option 2: Playing on Etymology and Linguistic Irony

Tidbit: The word "eulogy" comes from the Greek "eulogia," meaning "praise" or "good word."

Witty Observation:

That guy at the funeral offering just "Bargain" as his condolences? That’s not a eulogy, that’s a duology. One word for the deceased, and another for the price.

Enrichment Option 3: Leaning into the Dark Humor:

Tidbit: Ancient cultures had varied traditions. Vikings sometimes burned ships with the deceased. Egyptians buried their dead with riches, cats (and mice) and all sorts of stuff,

New Joke:

Man at funeral whispers to Widow: "Hey, I know this might seem inappropriate, but hear me out…"

Widow, teary eyed: "Go on…"

Man: "If we light him up in a Viking ship funeral and sell the insurance money now, the returns could be staggering. Just imagine the ROI! He loved efficiency."

Widow:"Get out."

In summary:
By identifying the core elements of the joke and the comedic technique used, and then utilizing relevant trivia, we can create more elaborate humor that is richer in it’s background.

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