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Doctor: “You have diabetes”

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Patient: “Yeah, it runs in my family”

Doctor: “No, nobody runs in your family”

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Alright, let’s analyze this joke and see what comedic gold we can extract.

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: Doctor diagnoses patient with diabetes. Patient offers a mitigating (but ultimately misconstrued) justification: "It runs in my family."
  • Punchline: Doctor’s dryly literal interpretation: "No, nobody runs in your family." This reveals a common symptom (or consequence) of diabetes: reduced mobility or energy, often hindering the ability to run.
  • Humor Type: Ironic wordplay, observational humor (relating to the symptoms of diabetes), and a subtle jab at the patient’s potential lack of self-awareness.

Key Elements:

  • Diabetes: The core medical condition.
  • Running (as in Exercise): The literal physical activity.
  • "Runs in the Family" (idiom): A common expression for hereditary conditions.
  • Doctor-Patient Relationship: The classic dynamic of authority and vulnerability.

Comedic Enrichment & New Material:

Here’s where we can inject some factual fun and spin a new joke or observation:

Option 1: The "Did You Know?" Take:

"Did you know that while this joke highlights the potential complications of diabetes affecting mobility, groundbreaking research is showing how targeted exercise programs can improve insulin sensitivity and even partially reverse the effects of type 2 diabetes? So, maybe the doctor just needs to prescribe a very slow jog, at first. Think of it as ‘running’ for dummies. Or, more accurately, ‘running with dummies’ – because you’ll need to take it one step at a time!"

Why this works: It acknowledges the humor of the original while injecting a positive and factual twist. The self-deprecating humor at the end ("dummies") is a nice callback.

Option 2: A New Joke:

Patient: "Doctor, my grandfather, my father, and now me… we all have diabetes! It’s like a family tradition!"

Doctor: "Indeed. I believe the technical term for that is ‘insulin-sufficient’."

Why this works: It plays with the idea of framing a disease as a tradition. The punchline substitutes a pseudo-medical term for the real medical condition, adding a layer of absurdity.

Option 3: Witty Observation/Alternative punchline:

Patient: "Doctor, it runs in my family!"

Doctor: "Well, it should be running out of your family, given the recommended exercise plan."

Why this works: We acknowledge both the literal and figurative sense of "running" and bring in the idea of recommended lifestyle changes.

Option 4: meta-humor:
What do you call a diabetic joke?
Insularious.
(Plays on insidious, also has the word Insulin)

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