Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:

Joke Poo: Why Did the Baker Use Dough for Diapers?

He wanted his baby to rise and shine!

Alright, let’s break down this golden oldie.

Joke Dissection:

• Setup: "Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?"
• Punchline: "She wanted her man to come into money."
• Humor Mechanism: Pun/Wordplay. The phrase "come into money" is used in a double meaning:
  • Literal: To acquire wealth.
  • Euphemistic: To ejaculate.
• Core Elements: Gold, Diaphragm, Money, Sex. The humor hinges on the contrast between the implied class/affluence (gold) and the very base, biological function.

Comedic Enrichment:

Here’s a new joke playing off the same elements, leveraging some (hopefully) amusing facts:

Joke:

Why did the alchemist’s wife complain about her husband’s attempts at contraception?

… Because all he was producing was fool’s gold and unwanted heirs. Apparently, even the most skilled alchemist can’t transmute base metals into reliable family planning, although, did you know that some alchemists actually believed that gold could enhance virility? So maybe she was just complaining about the gold-induced stamina.