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I got a letter of apology that was a series of dots and dashes.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Turns out it was written in remorse code.

Joke Poo:

Title: Joke Poo: The Aroma of Regret

I received a passive-aggressive email from my landlord. It was just a series of scented emojis: a rose, a daisy, a wilting lily, and finally, a poop emoji.

Turns out, it was his way of saying, "I smell rent due."

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  • Pun/Wordplay: The core of the joke relies on the pun involving "Morse code" and "remorse code."
  • Expectation/Subversion: We expect a letter of apology to be written in standard language. The subversion is that it’s written in an unusual, coded form.
  • "Remorse" Implication: The apology suggests regret or guilt.

Analysis:

The humor derives from the clever replacement of "Morse" (a communication code using dots and dashes) with "remorse" (a feeling of deep regret). The surprise and the fitting of the new word within the context (an apology) make it funny. The implication is that the person writing the apology is literally coding their regret, perhaps implying a stilted or insincere apology, or just a very nerdy one!

Enrichment Attempt – Did You Know? (Combining Fact & Humor):

Did you know? Morse code, originally developed by Samuel Morse in the 1830s, could actually be a surprisingly effective tool for apology. Imagine the emotional weight of tap-tap-tapping out "S-O-R-R-Y" across a pipe. In fact, there’s documented evidence that during the Titanic disaster, the Californian tried to apologize to the sinking vessel using Morse code, but the message, due to some technical difficulties and probably a bit of nautical awkwardness, came across as more of a series of passive-aggressive dot-dash non-apologies. The Captain, on the sinking boat Titanic, likely responded with a silent "dash, dash, dash" – which in nautical terms translates to "Go to the devil!".

Enrichment Attempt – New Joke:

Why did the programmer refuse to send an email apology?

Because he was afraid his "CTRL+Z" wouldn’t work in real life! He figured it was better to send a letter in Remorse Code, at least then the regret was coded in.

Enrichment Attempt – Witty Observation:

It’s funny how both Morse code and remorse are essentially about transmitting feelings. One transmits information, the other, the burden of guilt. You could argue that a properly constructed Morse code message is a form of sincere communication, while a poorly constructed apology, even in perfect English, can feel as cryptic and frustrating as trying to decipher a forgotten naval signal.

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