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I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy must be living under Iraq.

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Alright, let’s break down this joke and then see what comedic gold we can extract.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…" – This establishes a seemingly improbable scenario. The implication is that the person lives in a region known for being connected and globally aware, and yet they are ignorant of a major world event (implied to be an ongoing or recent war, likely the Iraq War due to the punchline).
  • Punchline: "The guy must be living under Iraq." – This provides the comedic twist. It plays on the idea of living underground and geographically "under" Iraq to explain the lack of awareness. The humor relies on the absurdity of a person physically being under an entire country, and the implication that this is the only logical explanation for their ignorance. It’s a pun/play on words referencing the phrase "living under a rock".

Key Elements:

  • Geography: Saudi Arabia and Iraq (Middle Eastern countries).
  • Current Events: War/conflict (most likely the Iraq War, considering the punchline).
  • Ignorance/Awareness: The contrast between the expectation of global awareness and the presented lack thereof.
  • Figurative vs. Literal Interpretation: The phrase "living under a rock" meaning isolated/unaware is taken literally.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Okay, now let’s leverage these elements for some fresh humor:

Approach 1: Witty Observation & "Did You Know" Fusion

"It’s funny that the guy was supposedly living under Iraq to be ignorant of current events. Did you know that parts of Iraq are actually sinking? Due to excessive groundwater extraction and climate change, some areas of the Tigris-Euphrates basin are subsiding. So maybe he wasn’t ‘under’ Iraq, but parts of Iraq were literally going ‘under’ him…which is still no excuse for not knowing about the war. Maybe he just had really good noise-canceling headphones."

Analysis: This approach builds on the geographical element of the joke and introduces a factual tidbit about sinking land in Iraq. It then circles back to the original joke with a playful, almost incredulous, conclusion.

Approach 2: The Meta-Joke (Joke within a Joke)

"I told my friend that ‘living under Iraq’ joke, and he didn’t get it. I said, ‘You know, the Saudi Arabian guy who didn’t know about the war?’ My friend just looked at me blankly and said, ‘War? What war?’ Turns out he’s living in a remote part of Greenland. I guess I should have said he was living over Greenland to make more sense."

Analysis: This is a meta-joke. It incorporates the original joke, creates a similar scenario of ignorance, and then self-consciously points out the geographical implausibility of the original punchline, but instead of "under" the punchline ends with "over".

Approach 3: Alternative Punchline

Original Joke: "I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…The guy must be living under Iraq."

New Punchline: "I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…Turns out, he’s a time traveler from 1975. He was really confused about the price of gas."

Analysis: This replacement punchline offers a different absurd explanation for the lack of awareness. It maintains the shock/humor but replaces the geographical impossibility with temporal displacement. It connects to another real-world aspect – gas prices – to make the time-traveling aspect funnier.

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