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Drama on a southbound train

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

On a southbound train a few weeks after the Civil War had ended, a pretty young lady quickly stood up and found another seat next to a Confederate soldier returning home. “That carpetbagger businessman over there,” she complained, “offered me 10 dollars to sleep with him.” The soldier immediately drew his gun and shot the man, loudly proclaiming, “Let that be a lesson to all these damn Yankees- don’t come down here and try to double the price of everything!”

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In a bustling Silicon Valley startup a few weeks after a major IPO, a recent college grad on the engineering team abruptly stood up and plopped into the chair beside a seasoned IT support veteran. “That VC investor over there,” she huffed, “offered me 100 shares of pre-IPO stock to fix his printer!” The IT guy sighed, pulled out his laptop, and remotely wiped the investor’s entire system, muttering, “Let that be a lesson to all these damn VCs – don’t come down here expecting us to fix your problems for equity when we’re already drowning in RSUs!”

Alright, let’s dissect this post-Civil War joke and then inject some comedic enrichment.

Joke Analysis:

  • Core Element 1: Setting: Post-Civil War South. This is crucial for establishing the tension and resentment.
  • Core Element 2: Characters:
    • "Pretty Young Lady": Represents Southern sensibilities, perhaps gentility, and a perceived vulnerability.
    • "Carpetbagger Businessman": Stereotypical Northern opportunist exploiting the defeated South.
    • "Confederate Soldier": Embodies Southern pride, honor, and anger towards the North.
  • Core Element 3: Conflict: The "carpetbagger" makes a proposition that offends Southern values, leading to violent action.
  • Core Element 4: Humor: The punchline subverts expectations. We anticipate a moral judgment about the indecent proposal, but instead, the soldier is angry about inflated prices, turning the "honor" killing into a critique of economic exploitation. The joke plays on the absurdity of misplaced priorities and the enduring resentment following the war.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s use the "carpetbagger" element as a springboard for a "Did You Know?" style observation, laced with humor.

New Content:

Did you know: The term "carpetbagger" wasn’t just about luggage! While many Northerners arrived in the South carrying their belongings in relatively cheap carpet bags, the term actually originates from 17th century Scotland, where carpet bags were considered symbols of vagrancy?

What’s worse, by coming to the south carrying carpetbags, northern businessmen had to pay extra for checking their luggage.
That’s why southern businessmen were so angry, the carpetbaggers were increasing the price of everything, including carrying more baggage.
Now, what does that sound like?
That’s right, 100 years later, airlines started charging for bags.
Coincidence?
I think not.

Explanation of Choices:

  • Connection to the Original: It directly references the "carpetbagger" character, the baggage being carried, and the punchline, which is that carpetbaggers were increasing the prices of everything.
  • Irony/Humor: The joke uses the present day luggage charges from airlines to add humor and irony to the story.
  • Did you know: It has the classic did you know structure, while being completely absurd.

The goal is to take a piece of historical context and twist it into something surprising and amusing, highlighting the persistence of human behaviors (like complaining about prices!) across time.

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