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Cemetery signs

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

On a moonlit night, a young couple entered a cemetery and shed their clothes for some fun. Soon after they were interrupted by a guard who yelled, “Didn’t you see the sign saying 'NO ADMITTANCE AFTER DARK?'” “No,” they replied, “we entered from the other entrance where the sign said 'GET LOTS WHILE YOU ARE STILL YOUNG.'”

Joke Poo: Retirement Home Signs

An elderly couple, Millie and Harold, snuck into the retirement home’s garden shed late one afternoon, hoping for a bit of privacy. Soon they were interrupted by a stern nurse who exclaimed, "Didn’t you see the sign on the gate saying ‘NO HEAVY LIFTING’?"

Millie, adjusting her dentures, retorted, "No, dear, we came in through the back where the sign clearly stated ‘USE IT OR LOSE IT’!"

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Key Elements:

  • Setting: Cemetery (evokes morbidity, quiet, and potential creepiness – an incongruous location for romance)
  • Premise: A couple engages in intimate activity in a cemetery.
  • Conflict: A guard interrupts them, citing a "NO ADMITTANCE AFTER DARK" sign.
  • Punchline: The couple cleverly misinterprets another sign, "GET LOTS WHILE YOU ARE STILL YOUNG," as justification for their actions.
  • Humor: The humor arises from the pun (double meaning of "lots" – land in a cemetery vs. experiences in life), the unexpected audacity of the couple, and the juxtaposition of death and life/sex.

Now, let’s use this to create a new piece of humor:

New Humorous Observation/Joke:

Did you know that cemetery sign humor has a surprisingly long history? Back in the Victorian era, when mourning rituals were incredibly elaborate and elaborate tombs were fashionable, some cemeteries saw a spike in, uh, grapevine romance. While they might not have had explicit "No Admittance After Dark" signs (Victorian language was far too demure for that), they’d often use euphemistic warnings like, "Let no levity disturb these solemn grounds" or, my personal favorite, "Remember death and be wise… but not too wise, if you catch my drift." It’s amazing how long people have been trying to find creative loopholes around cemetery rules…and how quickly cemeteries have had to adapt their signage to stay one step ahead!

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