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Bob walks into the men’s bathroom at work and sees Phil, from Sales masturbating in the corner……

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Before Bob can even say a word, the Boss walks in and yells:
"Phil….What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

"Hey Boss… It's just Physical Therapy my Dr. prescribed….gotta move my hand up and down while using my grip twice a day no matter where. Here, I even have a note from my Dr."

The Boss looks at the note and grumbles….
"Ok Phil… carry on I guess."

Bob is amazed that Phil isn't fired, and sure enough, a week later he's is in the Men's bathroom, furiously masturbating in the corner when the Boss walks in.

"Bob! What in the hell do you think you're doing?!?"

"It's ok Boss, I also have a note from my Dr…" Bob says while handing him a note.
Suddenly the Boss proceeds to start taking off his pants and Bob asks:
"W,what are you doing Boss?"

Boss replies "Well, I guess we're jerking each other off, cause your note says "Group Therapy"

Joke Poo: The Code Review

Alice walks into the software engineering team’s meeting room and sees Bob, a senior developer, frantically typing code while sweating profusely…….

Before Alice can even say a word, the CTO walks in and yells:
"Bob! What the hell do you think you’re doing?! We’re deploying to production in 5 minutes!"

"Hey CTO… It’s just Optimized Coding; I’m using my ‘Extreme Refactoring Technique’ – Gotta change as much code as fast as I can, no matter where. Here, I even have a comment from my past self in the code to prove it."

The CTO looks at the comment and grumbles….
"Ok Bob… carry on I guess."

Alice is amazed that Bob isn’t fired, and sure enough, a week later she’s in the team’s meeting room, frantically typing code while sweating profusely when the CTO walks in.

"Alice! What in the hell do you think you’re doing?! The servers are already down!"

"It’s ok CTO, I also have a comment from my past self…" Alice says while handing him a commit history log.
Suddenly the CTO proceeds to start frantically typing code his own machine and Alice asks:
"W,what are you doing CTO?"

CTO replies "Well, I guess we’re both pushing untested changes directly to production, cause your commit comment says ‘Emergency Hotfix’ – and that only works if we both break stuff."

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Elements:

    • Taboo Act: Masturbation in the workplace (highly inappropriate).
    • Unbelievable Excuse: Phil’s doctor’s note for "physical therapy."
    • Authority Figure (Boss): Initial confusion/acceptance of the excuse, then participation due to misinterpretation of Bob’s note.
    • Escalation: From one person getting away with it to the boss joining in due to a misunderstanding.
    • Wordplay: The punchline hinges on the double meaning of "Group Therapy."
  • Humor Source:
    • Absurdity: The situation is highly unlikely and ridiculous.
    • Incongruity: The acceptable (physical therapy) contrasted with the unacceptable (public masturbation).
    • Surprise: The boss’s unexpected participation.
    • Cringe/Awkwardness: The scenario is inherently uncomfortable, which can be funny.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the "Group Therapy" element and spin that into something new, using a dash of psychology:

New Joke:

A company held a mandatory "Team Building" retreat. During the icebreaker session, the facilitator announced, "Okay, everyone! Our first exercise is ‘Emotional Disclosure.’ Share your deepest fears with the group."

A nervous employee piped up, "I have a crippling fear of public speaking."

The facilitator smiled, "Great! Now, everyone else, pretend you’re Simon Cowell."


Witty Observation/Amusing "Did You Know":

  • Observation: The effectiveness of "group therapy" often depends on how well the participants interpret the group dynamics. Turns out, one man’s "group" is another’s awkward HR nightmare.

  • Did You Know: The earliest known descriptions of something resembling group therapy date back to the 18th century, where physicians would observe patients in group settings to better understand their conditions. Imagine that being the case with Bob and Phil. The doctor would probably have to write a new kind of disclaimer for the notes.

Analysis of Added Humor:

The new joke and observations/tidbits play off the original in several ways:

  • Building on the Theme: They expand on the idea of therapy and its potential for misinterpretation or absurdity.
  • Relatability (slight): The team-building scenario in the new joke is a more relatable, albeit still exaggerated, workplace situation.
  • Subversion of Expectations: The "Simon Cowell" twist subverts the typical emotional disclosure exercise, creating a humorous contrast.
  • Historical Context (Did You Know): It adds a layer of intellectual humor, contrasting historical observation with the joke’s outrageous scenario.

Essentially, by highlighting and expanding on the key elements, we can create new comedic scenarios or observations that resonate with the original joke’s theme and humor.

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