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I saw a frog on a log, and I couldn’t look away

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was ribbiting.

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke:

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I found a deuce behind the spruce, and I couldn’t believe my eyes.

It was a real crappy sight.

Alright, let’s hop to it and analyze this ribbiting joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "I saw a frog on a log, and I couldn’t look away." This establishes a simple visual scene. We’re prepared for a straightforward observation, perhaps about the frog’s beauty or the rustic nature of the scene.
  • Punchline: "It was ribbiting." This is a pun, using the similar-sounding word "riveting" which means fascinating or captivating. The joke relies on the association of frogs with their "ribbit" sound.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor is derived from the pun and the unexpected application of a sound to describe a captivating scene. It’s wordplay that subverts expectations.

Key Elements:

  • Frog: A well-known amphibian, often associated with sounds ("ribbit"), ponds, and transformation (tadpole to frog).
  • Log: A simple, natural object; a common place to find a frog, often associated with nature and tranquility.
  • Ribbit: The characteristic sound of many frog species, now used to imply something captivating.
  • Pun: The core humorous device, hinging on the similarity between "ribbiting" and "riveting."

Comedic Enrichment: Did You Know? (Frogs & Logs Edition)

Did you know some frogs are so desperate to sit on a log they’ll actually build little log rafts for themselves? Biologists have observed African dwarf frogs meticulously arranging bits of leaf litter to create floating platforms. They call them "Logistical Challenges," because, let’s be honest, they’re terrible rafts. But the important thing is, they’re committed to the log life. In fact, I heard one frog tell another, "This isn’t just a raft, Bob. It’s my ribbiting career!"

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