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My friends said that I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia.

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I've already made a vase, a bowl and a mug, so I sure showed them.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo":

Joke Poo:

My therapist said I couldn’t do stand-up comedy because of my crippling stage fright.

But I’ve already built a whole puppet theater, written a play for squirrels, and trained my cat to take a bow, so I sure showed them.

Alright, let’s break down this joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "My friends said that I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia." This establishes a conflict and a seemingly logical connection. Dyslexia can impact reading and writing, so the assumption is poetry would be difficult.
  • Punchline: "But I’ve already made a vase, a bowl and a mug, so I sure showed them." This creates humor through a misinterpretation. The joke plays on the homophone "pottery" for "poetry" and highlights an absurd non-sequitur. The joke is funny because the expected difficulty (poetry) is replaced with a tangentially related skill (pottery) that seemingly contradicts the original statement.
  • Key elements:
    • Homophone-based pun: The core of the joke is the "poetry/pottery" wordplay.
    • Misdirection: The setup leads the audience to expect a discussion about writing poetry.
    • Unexpected twist: The punchline subverts the expectation with the pottery achievement.
    • Irony: The speaker believes they’ve proven their friends wrong, despite not understanding the original criticism.

Comedic Enrichment: Building on the Joke

Okay, let’s create a new element based on the idea of the pun and its homonymic properties.

New element: "Did you know…"

Did you know: The earliest pottery wheels are thought to have been adapted from the much older potter’s wheel. Which is ironic because if poetry had evolved like that, instead of a wheel, we would just be writing a bunch of rhyming bicycle repair manuals.

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