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A man visits a farm. He goes into a field and sees a bull grazing. The bull stares at him and pushes his paws off the ground, like he’s about to charge.

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

The man, a bit nervous asks the farmer nearby, "Hey mister, is the bull safe?".

The farmer says "The bull is perfectly safe. Not so sure about you though".

Joke Poo: The Cat Cafe

A woman visits a cat cafe. She sits down at a table and a fluffy Persian stares intently at her, then starts kneading its paws on the table, like it’s preparing to launch itself.

The woman, a bit apprehensive, asks the cafe owner nearby, "Excuse me, is that cat friendly?"

The owner says, "Oh, perfectly friendly. Not so sure about the table, though."

Alright, let’s get to work!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A man encounters a potentially aggressive bull in a field, establishing a scenario of potential danger and anxiety.
  • Punchline: The farmer’s unexpected response flips the expectation. Instead of reassuring the man that the bull is harmless, he implies the bull IS dangerous, but the danger is to the bull from the man.
  • Humor Type: This joke relies on reversal, irony, and a touch of unexpectedness. The humor comes from the subverted expectation of safety. We expect the farmer to alleviate the man’s fear by saying the bull is tame, but instead, the farmer suggests the opposite, putting the man in the (implied) position of being the potential threat.
  • Key Elements: The key elements are: a nervous man, a bull, a farmer, and the subverted expectation of safety.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s focus on the "bull" element and the subverted expectation. I’ll weave in a little fact about bull behavior for added humor.

Fact: Bulls aren’t naturally aggressive; they’re often responding to perceived threats or defending their territory. Also, surprisingly, many bulls are actually near-sighted and can have trouble distinguishing objects at a distance. Red isn’t exactly a problem, but waving any bright color can rile them up.

New Joke/Observation:

Option 1 (New Joke):

A city slicker, terrified by a bull pawing the ground, trembles, "Is he… is he going to charge?"
The farmer sighs, "Nah, he’s just trying to figure out if you’re that guy who keeps painting his shed neon orange. The poor thing’s nearsighted, you know. Thinks everything’s an existential threat after that."

Why it works: This plays on the joke formula while incorporating the factual tidbit about bulls and colors. The farmer’s concern shifts from the man being endangered to the bull being endangered by bad DIY practices.

Option 2 (Witty Observation):

It’s funny how we assume a bull is dangerous simply by existing in proximity to it. Maybe the bull is just having a bad day and is actually more afraid of us. Ever considered you might be standing in his favourite sunbathing spot?

Why it works: This observation highlights the irony and assumptions inherent in the original joke, using the unexpected to make a humorous point. It builds on the "reversal" of expectations and adds a layer of humanization to the bull.

Option 3 ("Did You Know" enhancement):

Add to the original joke:
The farmer says, "The bull is perfectly safe. Not so sure about you though… And, Did you know? Bulls aren’t actually bothered by the color red; it’s any sudden movement that gets them going. So, if you’re planning on waving a tiny flag in his face, I’d advise against it, regardless of the colour."

Why it works: The "Did You Know" enhances the punchline’s humor by adding a practical, unexpected, and somewhat absurd warning. It blends the joke’s existing humor with an educational element.

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