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According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nun

Joke Poo:

According to r/BathroomHumor, how many plumbers does it take to unclog a toilet?

Nun.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke.

Dissection:

  • Setup: "According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
    • This establishes a familiar "how many X does it take to screw in a light bulb" format, instantly creating an expectation for a witty, pun-based, or absurd answer. The mention of "r/Jokes legend" adds a meta-humorous layer, acknowledging the joke’s internet origin and self-awareness.
  • Punchline: "Nun"
    • The punchline is a clever play on words. The question refers to bus drivers, but the answer "Nun" is a homophone (sounds the same) for "None."

Key Elements:

  • Homophone: The joke hinges on the similar sound between "None" and "Nun."
  • Misdirection: The setup leads the audience to think about bus drivers and tasks associated with them, creating a distraction.
  • Surprise: The unexpected answer is short, punchy, and abruptly breaks the established expectation.

Comedic Enrichment: Amusing "Did You Know" + Alternative Joke

"Did You Know?" Comedically Related to Bus Drivers and Nuns:

"Did you know that nuns, often associated with silence and serenity, actually hold some of the highest driving safety records? It turns out the vow of poverty doesn’t extend to reckless driving! And ironically, while many jokes begin with a bus driver, the real joke is how many bus routes are named after saints. Apparently, St. Christopher isn’t just on your dashboard anymore; he’s the 34 line from Downtown to Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Hospital!"

Alternative Joke Playing on the Same Logic (Homophone/Misdirection):

Why did the mathematician refuse to work at the poultry farm?

Because he heard they only paid him sums! (Sums/Some)

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