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My girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was going out to get my pole tugged.

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

She hates fishing.

Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the fishing joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist, titled “Joke Poo”:

Joke Poo: My Doctor Frowned

My doctor frowned after I told him I was going in to get my sample tested.

He hates waiting rooms.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  • Setup: “My girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was going out to get my pole tugged.” This is a suggestive statement relying on a double entendre. “Pole” can refer to a fishing rod, or something else entirely. “Tugged” follows the same line of double meaning.
  • Punchline: “She hates fishing.” This reveals the speaker’s intended (innocent) meaning of the phrase. The humor derives from the contrast between the potential sexual interpretation and the mundane reality of fishing. It’s a classic misunderstanding gag.
  • Assumptions: The joke assumes the audience is familiar with the double entendre inherent in the phrase, and also that fishing is generally considered a less exciting or romantic activity than the alternative implied.

Analysis:

The joke is successful because it leads the listener down one path (a raunchy interpretation) only to abruptly yank them back to a much tamer reality (fishing). The girlfriend’s dislike for fishing is the unexpected twist that reveals the misunderstanding and delivers the humor.

Enrichment & Humorous Extension:

Okay, let’s play off the fishing aspect. Here are a few ideas:

Option 1: A Witty Observation:

“You know, it’s ironic. She dumped me for saying I was getting my pole tugged, claiming I was insensitive. Now she’s dating a guy who brags about his ‘massive bass’ all the time. Guess she’s just more of a treble clef kind of girl.”

(This plays on musical terms and further extends the double entendre)

Option 2: A “Did You Know?” with a Twist:

“Did you know that the world record for the largest marlin ever caught was over 1,500 pounds? Clearly, I was way off on my estimate when I told my girlfriend I was hoping to catch something big. No wonder she stormed off. She’s got high expectations.”

(This throws in a real fishing fact, then twists it back into a personal anecdote)

Option 3: A New Joke:

“My therapist says I have commitment issues stemming from my last relationship. I guess she had a point – she broke up with me because she found my dating profile. Apparently, I was ‘seeking someone who enjoys long walks on the beach… with a rod and reel, naturally.'”

(This keeps the fishing theme, but frames it in a new scenario about a dating profile)

Reasoning:

These extensions aim to leverage the existing double entendre and contrast, while either adding a layer of witty commentary (Option 1), incorporating a factual detail for comedic effect (Option 2), or creating a fresh scenario with similar elements (Option 3). The goal is to elevate the original joke rather than simply repeat its formula.

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