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I don’t know what “obstinate” means…

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

…and I refuse to look it up.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original while trying to maintain the core structure and surprising twist:

Joke Poo: The Amnesiac’s Lament

I can’t remember what “forgetfulness” means…

…and I think that’s why I’m so good at it.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Core Elements:

  • Ignorance/Apathy: The joke hinges on the speaker’s professed ignorance of a word, “obstinate.”
  • Irony/Contradiction: The punchline, “and I refuse to look it up,” is ironic because it perfectly demonstrates the meaning of “obstinate” – being stubbornly unwilling to change one’s opinion or course of action. The act of refusing to look it up is obstinacy in action.
  • Self-Awareness (Implied): The humor works because we assume the speaker is somewhat aware of the irony, adding a layer of comedic smugness or self-deprecation.

Factual/Interesting Tidbits for Enrichment:

  • Etymology of “Obstinate”: It comes from the Latin “obstinatus,” the past participle of “obstinare,” meaning “to persist, stand firm, be resolved.” This, in turn, is derived from “ob-” (against) and “stinare” (to stand). So, obstinacy is literally “standing against” something.
  • Famous Obstinate People: History is full of them! Consider Galileo Galilei refusing to recant his heliocentric view, or Martin Luther nailing his 95 Theses to the church door.
  • Obstinacy in Animals: Mules are famously obstinate. This is because they are bred for strength and endurance, and part of that comes from a cautious and discerning nature that leads them to only move with purpose.

New Humor Creations:

1. Witty Observation:

“Obstinacy is like a stubborn stain on a white shirt. You know it’s there, you know you should probably deal with it, but you’d rather just wear a different shirt and pretend it never happened.”

2. New Joke:

Why was the dictionary sent to anger management?

Because it was obstinate about definitions, and refused to admit it was wrong about the pronunciation of “gif.”

3. Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know that the ancient Romans believed that stubbornness was a virtue in their legions? Soldiers were taught to “stand their ground” and resist all attempts to dislodge them, even if it meant certain death. Now we just call that “performance review at the DMV.”

Explanation of Choices:

  • Witty Observation: It expands on the initial joke by connecting obstinacy to relatable human behavior – avoidance.
  • New Joke: It takes a classic joke setup (Why…?) and twists it by using “obstinate” in a literal sense within the context of a dictionary, providing an incongruous but humorous image.
  • Amusing “Did You Know?” It combines a factual element (Roman history) with a modern, relatable situation (DMV frustration), highlighting the absurdity of the word in a different context. The juxtaposition adds to the humor.

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