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Lately all I’ve wanted to do is golf and masturbate.

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I’ve been thinking about it one stroke at a time.

Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original, titled “Joke Poo”:

Joke Poo:

Lately all I’ve wanted to do is bake sourdough bread and complain about my ex.

I’ve been thinking about it one loaf at a time.

Alright, let’s analyze this… ahem… par-ticular joke.

Joke Breakdown:

  • Core Concept: The joke juxtaposes two seemingly unrelated activities – golf and masturbation – both presented as desires.
  • Punchline Mechanism: The humor comes from the double entendre of “stroke.” It’s a common term in golf (the act of hitting the ball) and a slang term referring to masturbation. The punchline cleverly links the two activities through this shared terminology.
  • Implied Setup: The setup establishes a preoccupation with both activities. The absurdity lies in the framing of these desires as being equally important, creating a slight shock factor.

Key Elements:

  • Golf: A sport requiring precision, patience, and (often) expensive equipment.
  • Masturbation: A private, personal activity associated with sexual pleasure.
  • “Stroke”: The pivotal word providing the double meaning.

Comedic Enrichment Time!

Now, let’s use these elements to create some follow-up humor. We’ll focus on golf facts and try to twist them into something… suggestive.

Option 1: A Witty Observation

“Did you know the longest recorded drive in golf was over 500 yards? I always thought ‘distance’ was relative… especially when the only witness is the ceiling fan.”

Why it works:

  • It takes a real golf fact (the record drive) and subtly links it back to the implied theme of the original joke – masturbation.
  • The mention of “distance” plays on the idea of personal satisfaction and exaggerates for comedic effect.
  • The “ceiling fan” line provides a visual punchline and further emphasizes the solitary nature of the implied activity.

Option 2: A “Did You Know” Inspired Joke

“Did you know the average golfer loses about 1.3 golf balls per round? That’s significantly less frustrating than trying to explain why I suddenly have 12 fewer golf tees than I did yesterday.”

Why it works:

  • Again, a genuine golf statistic is used as a starting point.
  • The second part of the joke creates a narrative about the golf tees that strongly hints at using them in the previously mentioned act.
  • The humor comes from the implication of what the tees were used for and the hypothetical attempt to explain the discrepancy.

Option 3: A Ponderous Reflection

“They say golf is a game of inches. Turns out, so is premature golf.”

Why it works:

  • Rephrases a well-known saying to be related to the joke.
  • Short, punchy, and a little self-deprecating, which can resonate with some audiences.

In conclusion:

The original joke is effective because of its concise setup and clever use of a double entendre. By understanding the core elements and incorporating relevant (and slightly twisted) golf facts, we can create additional humor that builds on the original’s foundation. Fore! … I mean, for more laughs!

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