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A 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news.

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

The interviewer says, "You're 104 years old, you walk a mile a day, your mind is still sharp, and you still take care of yourself in your own home. Tell me … What's your secret?"

And the old man says, "I once blew a guy for a sandwich."

Joke Poo: The Space Janitor’s Secret

A seasoned space janitor, Zorp, is being interviewed on Intergalactic News. He’s 300 cycles old (remarkably spry for his species), still cleans the messiest asteroid restrooms, remembers every regulation by heart, and flies his cleaning drone like a pro.

The interviewer asks, “Zorp, you’re 300 cycles old, you scrub cosmic grime daily, your memory circuits are impeccable, and you still pilot your cleaning drone yourself! Tell us… what’s your secret to longevity and vim?”

Zorp rasps, “I once rewired a black hole to suck up a toddler’s spilled glitter.”

Alright, let’s dissect this surprisingly edgy joke!

Analysis:

  • Setup: The joke establishes a classic interview scenario, emphasizing the man’s impressive longevity and vitality. The audience anticipates a wholesome, health-advice-oriented answer.
  • Punchline: The punchline subverts all expectations with a shocking and unexpected confession, creating humor through incongruity and taboo breaking. It’s funny because it’s the last thing you’d expect to hear from a centenarian seemingly living a virtuous life.
  • Themes: Longevity, secrets to success, the unexpected realities behind a seemingly perfect facade, and the contrast between societal expectations and individual experiences.

Key Elements:

  1. Age/Longevity: A 104-year-old is presented as a source of wisdom.
  2. Physical Health: Walking a mile a day is a sign of vitality.
  3. Mental Acuity: A sharp mind is a key characteristic of well-being.
  4. Unexpected Confession: The shocking revelation as the “secret”

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s lean into the absurdity of the punchline with a “Did you know?” fact, combined with a new joke:

Did you know: The oldest human to ever have lived was Jeanne Louise Calment, who lived to be 122 years and 164 days old. She credited her longevity to olive oil, port wine, and a love of chocolate.

New Joke:

An interviewer asks Jeanne Louise Calment, the oldest human ever, “What’s the real secret to living to 122?”

Jeanne Louise Calment replies, “Olive oil, port wine, chocolate… and never tell them how you afforded it all.”

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