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A dung beetle goes to a dung shop

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Beetle: Can I buy some tortoise dung?

Shopkeeper: Why tortoise dung?

Beetle: Because that's the only dung that's made in-house

Joke Poo:

A tiny ant goes to a bakery specializing in custom crumb cakes.

Ant: I’d like to order some bread crumbs, please.

Baker: Of course! What kind are you looking for? We have sourdough, pumpernickel, rye…

Ant: Actually, I only want the kind that are literally made in-house.

Baker: “Literally”? What do you mean?

Ant: You know… the crumbs that fall on the floor.

Okay, let’s break down this dung-tastic joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A dung beetle, known for its dung-rolling habits, enters a “dung shop” (a novel concept in itself).
  • Punchline: The beetle wants tortoise dung specifically because it’s “made in-house.” This is a pun:
    • Literal Meaning: The shop produces tortoise dung on the premises.
    • Figurative Meaning: Tortoise dung is made within a tortoise’s “house” (shell).
  • Humor Type: Pun, wordplay, situational irony (a dung beetle being a picky consumer).

Key Elements:

  • Dung Beetle: The protagonist and source of the joke’s relatability (if you can relate to a dung beetle, that is!).
  • Dung Shop: An absurd and unexpected setting.
  • Tortoise Dung: The specific object of desire, lending itself to the pun.
  • “In-house”: The key word that creates the double meaning and drives the humor.

Comedic Enrichment Time!

Let’s riff on the “in-house” aspect, playing with the idea of animal-generated products and tortoises:

New Joke/Observation:

Did you know that sustainable housing is really taking off in the dung beetle community? Apparently, they’ve started insisting on only using “in-house” building materials. The problem is getting the tortoises to sign off on the architectural plans. They’re incredibly slow to respond, and their shell-ter reviews are notoriously tough!

Analysis of New Material:

  • Builds on the original: Uses the same core elements (dung beetles, tortoise dung, “in-house”).
  • Adds layers of absurdity: Introduces the concept of dung beetles as environmentally conscious builders and tortoises as slow-moving building inspectors.
  • Employs wordplay: A “shell-ter” review (playing off “shelter”).

Alternative Approach: “Did You Know” fact with a twist:

Did you know that tortoise digestion is notoriously slow, sometimes taking weeks for food to pass through their system? This leads to exceptionally well-aged, some might even say “vintage,” in-house organic fertilizer. Side effects may include spontaneous garden growth, a sudden urge to wear a shell, and existential pondering about the meaning of “rollin’, rollin’, rollin’.”

Why this works:

  • Authentic element: Slow tortoise digestion is a real thing.
  • Connects back to the joke: Reinforces the “in-house” pun.
  • Finishes with escalating absurdity: Links the fact to increasingly bizarre consequences.

Essentially, by identifying the comedic mechanisms of the original joke and leveraging interesting facts, you can create new humor that expands on and enriches the original concept. The key is to keep the core elements in play and add layers of playful absurdity.

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