…. They get nothing done!
All the chicken says is “book book book”.
All the frog says is “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit.”
Joke Poo: A Landlord and a Vacuum Cleaner Visit a Dating App
A landlord and a Roomba download a popular dating app… They get absolutely zero matches!
All the landlord’s profile says is, “Rent Due, Rent Due, Rent Due.”
All the Roomba’s profile says is, “Spin Cycle, Spin Cycle, Spin Cycle.”
Alright, let’s dissect this joke.
Key Elements:
- Juxtaposition: Placing a frog and a chicken (typically not library-goers) together creates an absurd setup.
- Onomatopoeia/Wordplay: “Book book book” imitates a chicken’s clucking and sounds like… well, books. “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit” mimics a frog’s croak and references the popular online forum.
- Incongruity: Libraries are for quiet study, but the animals disrupt this with their noises. The joke also implicitly contrasts the purpose of a library (knowledge) with the behaviors of the animals (repetition/distraction).
- Modern Context: The “Reddit” element adds a contemporary layer, implying the frog is distracted by online content, a relatable experience in today’s world.
Comedic Enrichment Ideas:
Here are a few ideas to build upon this joke:
1. An Alternative Joke:
A frog and a chicken start a podcast from the library basement…
It’s surprisingly popular, but the reviews are mixed. One listener wrote, “I love the in-depth analysis and insightful commentary, but honestly, the co-host just keeps saying ‘book book book’!” Another wrote “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit”
2. A Witty Observation/Real-World Connection:
Did you know that some frogs actually communicate through intricate sound patterns and chirps, almost like little online discussions? So, while “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit” is funny, a frog actually using a library to research the latest meme formats isn’t entirely out of the question. The chicken, however, remains a more puzzling patron of knowledge.
3. A “Did You Know?” Factoid Related to the Humor:
Did you know the oldest known library was founded in the 7th century BC? If that library had social media, I’m pretty sure there would be a frog and a chicken arguing in the comments section about which type of worm is tastier. (“Book book book, mealworms!” “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit, earthworms are way better!”)
4. A Continuation of the Original Joke:
A frog and a chicken go to the library…. They get nothing done!
All the chicken says is “book book book”.
All the frog says is “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit.”
The librarian sighs, “Look, I understand you’re here to ‘expand your horizons,’ but this is a library. If I hear ‘book book book’ or ‘Reddit, Reddit, Reddit’ one more time, I’m calling Animal Control… and your IP address.”
Reasoning for Enrichment Choices:
- The alternative joke capitalizes on the unexpected pairing and modernizes the humor.
- The “Witty Observation” connects the joke to real frog behavior, adding a layer of unexpected intelligence.
- The “Did You Know?” creates a humorous contrast between the historical context of libraries and the joke’s absurdity.
- The joke continuation escalates the situation and adds another layer of humor.
The core of the joke is its silliness and incongruity. The enrichment ideas attempt to amplify those qualities through relatable and informative tie-ins.

