The lion's share of them did not return.
Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the safari joke, titled “Data Dive”:
Joke Poo: Data Dive
A team of analysts began a deep dive into the company’s quarterly earnings report.
The lion’s dare of them ever saw the light of day again.
Alright, let’s break down this joke:
Core Elements:
- Setup: A group of tourists goes on safari. (Standard, relatable scenario that implies adventure and possibly danger.)
- Punchline: The lion’s share of them did not return. (Play on words using “lion’s share,” implying most of the tourists were eaten by lions. The humor comes from the dark twist on a common idiom.)
- Humor Type: Dark humor, wordplay.
Analysis:
The joke’s humor comes from the unexpected and morbid interpretation of a common phrase. It juxtaposes the idyllic image of a safari with the grim reality of being lion food. The “lion’s share” is usually figurative, referring to a disproportionately large portion, but here it’s taken literally.
Comedic Enrichment – Options:
Here are a few ways we can play with this:
1. The “Did You Know” Route:
“Did you know that lions rarely actively hunt humans? Mostly, they scavenge what the hippos leave behind. So, the joke should really be: ‘A group of tourists went on safari… The hippo’s helping was essential to the lions’ success.'”
Why this works:
- It subverts expectations based on the original joke.
- It adds a surprising (and factually somewhat true) element, making the outcome even more unexpected.
2. The Alternate Punchline (Based on Lion Behavior):
“A group of tourists went on safari. The lions took the tour guide aside and asked for a detailed itinerary and a seating chart. ‘We like to know who’s who before lunch,’ one of the lions said with a wink.”
Why this works:
- It personifies the lions, adding a layer of absurdity.
- It keeps the dark humor vibe while adding a touch of playful scheming.
3. Meta-Commentary Joke:
“A group of joke writers submitted puns to a comedy contest. The lion’s share of them were rejected for being too predictable. Apparently, everyone had already eaten that joke.”
Why this works:
- It’s self-referential. It acknowledges the formulaic nature of the original pun joke and plays on it.
- It subtly implies that the original joke might be a bit tired, but hopefully, these variations aren’t!
4. A One-Liner:
“Safaris: Where the ‘lion’s share’ is always more than you bargained for.”
Why this works:
- It’s concise and still carries the dark humor element.
In each case, the key is to build upon the original’s core elements of lions, tourists, and the “lion’s share” pun, while adding unexpected twists or factual context to make the humor fresh.