A guy goes to a whorehouse for the first time. The girl comes in and says, “Are you nervous?” The guy says, “Yeah, this is my first time.”

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version:

Joke Poo: The Coding Interview

A fresh graduate goes for their first coding interview at a tech company. The senior engineer comes in and says, “Are you nervous?” The graduate says, “Yeah, this is my first real interview.”

The engineer says, “Don’t worry, we have just the thing for first-timers. Here’s a menu of coding challenges; just pick out whichever one you would like to try.”

The graduate looks over the menu and decides to try “FizzBuzz.”

So the engineer brings up a code editor, and the graduate starts coding away. They’re getting close to finishing when the code throws an error: “Segmentation Fault.” The graduate is a little taken aback by this, but continues debugging.

A couple of minutes later, it happens again: “Segmentation Fault.” The graduate closes the editor and starts packing their bag.

“What’s the matter?” the engineer asks. “Didn’t you like FizzBuzz?”

And the graduate says, “No offense, sir, but I don’t think I could handle any more of these Buzzkills.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

• Setting: Whorehouse – Implies a transactional, potentially awkward, and (comedically) taboo situation.
• Character 1: Inexperienced Guy – The “fish out of water,” whose naiveté is the source of the humor.
• Character 2: Experienced Prostitute – Worldly, pragmatic, and trying to provide a service.
• Misunderstanding: The guy interprets the menu item “69” as a quantity (“sixty-nine”) rather than a sexual position.
• Punchline: The farting, and the subsequent interpretation of needing to withstand 67 more instances of it, seals the punchline with absurdity.

Analysis:

The joke hinges on a pun and the juxtaposition of the guy’s literal interpretation against the implied meaning of the code word. The farting adds an element of unexpected grossness, amplifying the awkwardness and making the guy’s response funnier.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s use the core elements to create something new. I’ll focus on the “menu” element and the misunderstanding of numbers:

Witty Observation/Amusing ‘Did You Know’:

Did you know that the Kama Sutra, often considered a comprehensive guide to human sexual behavior, supposedly details 64 different positions? So, a menu offering “69” (which clearly draws inspiration from position no. 69) is technically more comprehensive, albeit potentially less focused on… artistic merit. Maybe the remaining 5 options on the menu are where the real magic happens!
Perhaps the girl offers the 64 positions, then includes a number for each time a customer gets an STI. After 5 infections she may as well be calling herself a bingo card.

New Joke (Playing on the original’s theme):

A programmer walks into a brothel. The madame, ever efficient, hands him a tablet: “We’ve digitized our services. Here’s the API documentation.”

The programmer scrolls through. “Okay, I see a lot of POST requests here… but why is the ‘Safe Word’ endpoint a DELETE request?”

The madame smiles wryly. “Let’s just say some clients have a hard time admitting when they’re done.”

Explanation of New Joke:

This joke reuses the “businesslike” setting and the expectation of a transaction, but replaces the numerical pun with computer programming jargon.

• “API documentation” and “POST requests” are familiar to programmers, implying a specific set of actions in a formal manner.
• “Safe Word” being a “DELETE request” subverts the expectation, implying the customer literally wants to erase the experience, adding a dark comedic twist.
• The madame’s explanation provides the final punchline and adds to the humor.