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A Knock Knock Joke

Posted on September 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hike!

Hike who?

Unsuspecting Son
Dad Waiting with Bated Breath
Sets the Perfect Trap!

(I so wish this was mine, but I found it on TikTok)

Joke Poo: Splurge!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Flush!

Flush who?

Flush-ing all the money down the drain with this new cryptocurrency!

Okay, let’s break down this “Hike” knock-knock joke and then build something new from it.

Analysis:

  • Setup: Classic knock-knock format. Establishes the call-and-response expectation.
  • Punchline Trigger: The word “Hike.”
  • Humor Mechanism: Pun/Wordplay. The setup makes the listener expect a name, but instead, they get the command “Hike,” which is then followed by the phrase, “Unsuspecting Son Dad Waiting with Bated Breath Sets the Perfect Trap!”
  • Target: Word-play humor, dad jokes. The added notes from the original poster reveal a self-awareness of the joke’s simplicity.

Key Elements to Leverage:

  1. “Hike” as a command: This is a verb, an action, usually associated with outdoor activities.
  2. Misdirection: The knock-knock format leads to the expectation of a name.
  3. Humor is in the misdirection: The phrase is delivered without pausing, so it’s delivered as one single name.

Now, let’s create some comedic enrichment!

Option 1: “Did You Know?” Style Fact/Joke Hybrid

Did you know that “hike” is derived from the Middle English word “hiken,” meaning “to move briskly”? It’s also the only word a dad needs to set the perfect trap in a knock-knock joke. Turns out, etymology and comedic timing are the perfect pair for an unsuspecting son.

Option 2: New Knock-Knock Joke Inspired by the Original (Meta-Humor)

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Irony.

Irony who?

Irony glad you asked, because I was going to tell you a hike joke, but I didn’t want to walk all over your good humor. Plus, dad jokes only get worse with distance.

Option 3: Witty Observation

The real brilliance of the “Hike” knock-knock joke isn’t the joke itself, but the fact that you can practically see the dad in his lawn chair, smugly awaiting the perfect delivery of his pun-tastic trap. It’s the audible chuckle of self-satisfaction that truly elevates the experience.

Explanation of Choices:

  • Option 1 combines a real etymological fact about “hike” with the context of the joke, making it a playful and slightly educational gag.
  • Option 2 uses the same structure as the original joke, while incorporating humor from the self-awareness that this is a silly format. It plays on the idea of a dad joke and incorporates hiking puns for effect.
  • Option 3 focuses on the implied persona of the dad telling the joke, highlighting the dad’s enjoyment of his own joke. It’s observational humor based on the inherent dad-ness of the situation.

I think Option 3 is likely the best follow up because it hits the core of why the “Hike” knock-knock joke is funny. It’s so simple, so corny, that the enjoyment really comes from the teller’s attitude.

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