Man: " I am very sorry ma'am, but I am sure if your heart is as soft as your breasts then you'll surely forgive me.."
Woman:" if your dick is as hard as your elbow I am in room no.46.."
Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the breast-elbow joke, titled appropriately:
Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Oversight
An accountant, while reviewing paperwork in a busy office supply closet, accidentally knocked over a stack of invoices onto the top of a very important CEO’s head.
Accountant: “Oh, Ms. Sterling, I’m terribly sorry! I certainly hope your temperament is as flexible as your budget allows, so you can see this was a genuine mishap!”
CEO: “Well, Mr. Finch, if your year-end report is as…accurate as your coordination, then I’ll be expecting you in my office. Immediately.”
Alright, let’s break down this saucy joke and see what comedic nuggets we can extract.
Analysis of the Original Joke:
- Core Elements:
- Accidental Misconduct: The accidental elbow bump sets the stage for an awkward encounter.
- Flattery/Smooth Talk: The man attempts to defuse the situation with a flattering, albeit suggestive, compliment.
- Witty Retort/Sexual Innuendo: The woman’s response is sharp, unexpected, and escalates the sexual tension with a reciprocal innuendo.
- Power Dynamic Shift: The woman seizes control of the situation, turning the tables and making a bold proposition.
- Humor Derivation:
- Surprise: The woman’s response is not the typical offended or angry reaction, creating a shock effect.
- Sexual Innuendo: The humor relies heavily on the double entendres related to body parts and their implied capabilities.
- Unconventional Behavior: The woman’s forwardness is unexpected and humorous because it violates social norms.
- Escalation: The joke’s humor builds as the situation goes from accidental to suggestive to outright proposition.
Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:
Okay, let’s play with the “elbow” and the unexpected response. Here’s a “Did You Know?” fact turned into a new joke/observation:
Did You Know? Olecranon bursitis, commonly known as “student’s elbow” (or “miner’s elbow”), is a condition where the bursa sac at the tip of the elbow becomes inflamed due to repetitive pressure or injury. Imagine if that man in the lobby had a particularly pronounced case of “student’s elbow.”
New Joke/Observation:
“Excuse me, Madam,” the man stammered, rubbing his throbbing elbow after the accidental bump. “I apologize profusely. My physician diagnosed me with a severe case of Olecranon bursitis – it’s quite… sensitive at the moment.”
The woman raised an eyebrow. “Oh, so you’re saying you have a painfully inflamed elbow? In that case, if my empathy is as strong as my desire for a quiet evening, I’ll suggest you try icing it… in room 46. Bring the ice.”
Explanation of the New Humor:
- Playing on Expectations: We introduce a legitimate medical condition to subvert the initial expectation of a smooth pick-up line.
- Irony: The “sensitive elbow” becomes ironic as it contrasts with the underlying sexual tension and the original joke’s innuendo.
- Heightened Absurdity: The image of a man with an inflamed elbow being invited for ice by a suggestive woman is inherently absurd.
- Wordplay: “Bring the ice” is a double entendre hinting at chilling out and a literal ice pack.
The goal is to take the core elements of the original joke (accidental contact, unexpected response, sexual innuendo) and re-contextualize them with a bit of factual information and absurdity to create a new, hopefully amusing, twist.