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A man goes to see his doctor

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

The man says "Doc, my belly is so big I cannot even see my penis."

The doctor asks "Have you tried to diet?.

The man asks: "What color?"

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the original, titled…

Joke Poo: Artistic Vision

An artist visits an art critic known for his cutting remarks.

The artist says, “Critic, my canvas is so large, I can barely see the Mona Lisa I’m painting.”

The critic asks, “Have you tried stepping back?”

The artist replies, “From what era?”

Okay, let’s dissect this joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: A man complains about his weight obscuring his penis from view.
  • Humor Trigger: The punchline plays on the ambiguity of the word “diet.” The doctor intends it to mean a weight-loss regimen, while the man interprets it as a question about the color of a possible painting or creative project. This misunderstanding creates the humor.
  • Underlying Themes: Body image anxieties, miscommunication, a bit of slightly crude humor.

Key Elements:

  1. Weight/Obesity: The root problem is the man’s large belly.
  2. Miscommunication: The core of the joke lies in the misinterpretation of “diet.”
  3. Euphemism/Implied Subject: The joke dances around the sensitive topic of male anatomy and obesity-related self-esteem issues without being overly explicit.

Comedic Enrichment & New Joke:

Let’s lean into the “diet” misunderstanding and obesity angle.

New Joke:

A morbidly obese man waddles into an art supply store, sweating profusely. He approaches the counter and wheezes, “I need some oil paints. Doc says I need to diet.”

The clerk, raising an eyebrow, replies, “Well, we have a lovely selection. But I’m not sure how painting helps with… you know…”

The man stares back, bewildered. “Helps with what? I told the doc I couldn’t see my own reproductive organ anymore, and he said ‘Have you tried to diet?’. I can’t just use one paint if I want to see my wang again.”

Explanation of New Humor:

  • Builds on Misunderstanding: It amplifies the miscommunication by adding another layer. The clerk thinks they know what he means, but they’re still completely off.
  • Raises Stakes: The original joke is slightly crass, my new one makes it more so.

I tried to create a humor more in line with the original joke.

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