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A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Joke Poo: The Art Critic

An art critic entered a gallery with both of his coat pockets overflowing with crumpled receipts and perched himself next to a renowned abstract painter known for her vibrant canvases.

The painter, equally confused and intrigued, couldn’t help but stare at the bulging pockets and the mess that seemed to spill out with every subtle movement.

After several intense glances, the critic, noticing her gaze, muttered, “They’re expense reports.”

The painter continued to stare, a furrow forming on her brow as she clearly considered the implications of his statement.

Finally, unable to resist the allure of artistic interpretation, she leaned closer and whispered, “Is that how you achieve your textural brilliance?”

Alright, let’s tee off on this joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A man with conspicuously full pockets sits next to a beautiful woman on a bus, creating a visual and a sense of anticipation. The pockets are specifically filled with golf balls, a somewhat unusual and noticeable item.
  • Misdirection: The blonde’s intense staring suggests she’s formulating a question based on an incorrect assumption.
  • Punchline: The punchline hinges on a double entendre. The woman mistakenly assumes the bulging pockets relate to a medical condition, specifically “tennis elbow,” leading to a humorous misinterpretation of the cause of the balls. It plays on the juxtaposition of a painful condition and the seemingly incongruous presence of golf balls in someone’s trousers.

Key Elements:

  1. Golf: The central, unexpected object.
  2. Misunderstanding: The blonde’s assumption, creating the humor.
  3. Double Entendre/Innuendo (implied): Suggests a painful injury related to a man’s groin.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Approach 1: Golf Factoid Twist

  • Factoid: Did you know that golf balls used to be made of feathers stuffed into a leather pouch? They were called “feathery” balls.
  • New Joke: A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of “feathery” golf balls. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him. Finally, he said, “They’re golf balls, but made with feathers!” The blonde leaned in, eyes wide. “Oh my,” she whispered, “Does it tickle?”

Why it works: This plays on the absurd image of feather-filled trousers and replaces pain with an odd sensation, emphasizing the humor of the misunderstanding.

Approach 2: Expanding on the Blonde’s Logic

  • Observation: The blonde’s “tennis elbow” assumption is hilarious because it reveals a (perhaps stereotypical) lack of understanding of male anatomy. It assumes a correlation between the location of the golf balls and a potential injury.
  • New Joke/Witty Remark: “The blonde’s logic was impeccable, in a parallel universe where the human body was laid out like a golf course – tee box at the shoulders, sand trap in the… well, you get the idea.”

Why it works: This commentary highlights the ridiculousness of the misunderstanding and subtly expands the innuendo.

Approach 3: Playing with different sports injuries:

  • New Joke: A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him. Finally, he said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply. Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Did you just finish a curling tournament? Is that what you call ‘sweeping the area’ these days?”

Why it works: This new joke replaces “tennis elbow” with a different, even more absurd sporting injury linked to a sweeping motion, adding a layer of surrealism to the misunderstanding.

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