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A man walks into a nightclub.

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He goes to the dance floor with three ladies, and says to them, "If I can guess the colour of your underwear you have to dance with me."

His shoe is shiny so he stuck his foot under the skirts of the first two girls and correctly guessed the colour of their underwear.

When he stuck his foot under the skirt of the third girl he asked her if she was wearing any underwear.

She replied "No."

He said "Good, because I thought I had a crack in my shoe."

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your original:

Joke Poo: The Tech Support Call

A woman calls tech support. She’s having trouble with her new virtual reality headset.

She explains to the technician, "Every time I put on the headset and enter the metaverse, I end up bumping into furniture and people in my real living room. It’s driving me crazy!"

The technician patiently walks her through various troubleshooting steps: adjusting the boundaries, recalibrating the sensors, checking the lighting conditions. Nothing works.

Finally, in exasperation, the technician asks, "Ma’am, when you put on the headset and enter the metaverse, are you able to see anything in the real world?"

The woman replies, "No, of course not!"

The technician sighs, "Well, that’s probably your problem, because I think I have a problem with the lens."

Alright, let’s break down this joke like a stale baguette at a mime convention.

Key Elements:

  • The Set-up: A man in a nightclub, proposing a cheeky bet about underwear color. This immediately sets up an expectation of sexual tension and a bit of naughtiness.
  • The Gimmick: Using his shiny shoe to peek under skirts – a bit crude, but it establishes a pattern and suggests a "clever" (though unethical) tactic.
  • The Twist: The third girl isn’t wearing underwear, leading to the unexpected reveal that the man wasn’t actually trying to be seductive; he was just concerned about his shoe! The punchline hinges on this subversion of expectations and the incongruity of the reason.
  • The Humor: The humor lies in the surprise of the punchline, the low-brow nature of the gimmick, and the awkwardness of the situation.

Analysis: The joke plays on the audience’s assumptions about male motivations and expectations in a nightclub setting. We expect the man to be pursuing some sort of romantic or sexual encounter. The unexpected focus on his shoe is the source of the humor.

Now, let’s enrich the joke with some relevant trivia and create a new joke or observation:

Trivia Tidbit: Did you know the oldest known depiction of underwear dates back to Ancient Egypt? Linen loincloths have been found in tombs dating back thousands of years. I can’t help but wonder if those Pharaohs were using shiny sandals to make the same guess-the-underwear game.

New Joke Idea:

A similar joke but: A man approaches women at a nightclub. He’s holding a very high-tech looking device. He tells them, "If I can guess the type of underwear you’re wearing using this quantum entanglement sensor, you have to dance with me."
He scans the first two and correctly guesses, "Lace thong!" "Cotton briefs!"
The last woman says, "I’m not wearing any underwear."
The man says, "I knew it! The quantum entanglement sensor is malfunctioning again. It’s supposed to be able to detect even virtual underwear by reading quantum fluctuations in the fabric of spacetime, but it keeps giving false positives!"

Observation:

Isn’t it funny that in a world obsessed with technology, the punchline of a joke can still revolve around a slightly polished shoe and some good old-fashioned awkwardness? It is because we still crave physical human contact and the joke is a reflection on this.

Hopefully, this adds a new layer to your appreciation of the humor in the original joke.

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