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A man was going to Liverpool, and said he’d walk rather than drive. His wife asked why, as it was 40 miles away.

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said he'd need to walk back anyway, so he might as well practise.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version:

Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Stroll

An astronaut was preparing for a mission to the moon, and insisted on walking to the launchpad rather than taking the transport vehicle. His commander questioned this, as the launchpad was a good mile away.

He explained that he’d need to walk back anyway after the landing, so he might as well get a feel for the gravity.

Okay, let’s dissect this joke:

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: A man is traveling to Liverpool and chooses to walk a 40-mile distance instead of driving.
  • Punchline: He justifies walking by saying he’d need to walk back anyway to ‘practice’.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor lies in the absurdity of the man’s logic. He’s prioritizing “practice” for a return journey of the same distance, ignoring the convenience and efficiency of driving. It highlights a skewed sense of priorities. The ‘practice’ is a bit like saying he’ll practice brushing his teeth by doing it now, even though he’ll need to do it later. It’s utterly redundant.

Key Elements to Exploit:

  1. Liverpool: A major city in England, famous for The Beatles, its docks, and a distinct accent (Scouse).
  2. Distance (40 miles): A significant, but manageable, walking distance.
  3. Walking vs. Driving: The contrast between effort and ease.
  4. “Practice”: The illogical justification.

Humor Enrichment & New Joke Ideas:

Here are a few ideas, playing on the elements:

1. Witty Observation/Anecdote:

“You know, that Liverpool walker reminds me of my Uncle Barry. He once spent six hours meticulously crafting a detailed itinerary for a ten-minute trip to the corner shop, just so he’d be prepared if he ever decided to go somewhere further.”

2. Liverpool-Related “Did You Know?”

“Did you know that Liverpool’s famous docks used to be so busy that sailors would often walk further to get around the congestion than if they’d simply sailed directly to their destination? Maybe our walker was just channeling that old maritime spirit… while avoiding a potential parking ticket.”

3. New Joke Variant:

A man was planning a trip to Liverpool for a Beatles convention. He spent weeks practicing singing “Yellow Submarine” in Scouse. His wife asked why he was taking it so seriously. He said, “Well, I want to impress Paul McCartney if I run into him at the chip shop! You never know when you need to be ready.”

4. Playing on the “Practice” Aspect

“A man from Liverpool was practicing his ‘I’m walking here!’ line, even though he was indoors. His wife asked why. He said, ‘You never know when you’ll have to shout it at someone in traffic. I want to deliver it with genuine Scouse conviction, ya know. Besides, I need the practice for the return journey.'”

5. Combining Elements

A Liverpool tourist was seen walking circles around the Albert Dock. When asked if he was lost, he replied, “No, I’m just practicing. I heard the ferry across the Mersey can get a bit choppy, so I’m getting my sea legs ready. Even if I only cross over to Birkenhead.”

The key to enriching this type of joke is to either:

  • Amplify the inherent absurdity.
  • Relate it to factual elements that highlight how silly the core concept of the joke is.
  • Draw a parallel to similar everyday behaviors that people can relate to.

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