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A married couple were shopping in the supermarket

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

when the husband picked up a crate of Budweiser and put it in the trolley.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife.

“They’re on offer – only $25 for twelve cans,” he explained.

“Put them back,” she demanded. “We can’t afford it.”

A few aisles later, she picked up a $50 jar of face cream and put it in the trolley.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the husband indignantly.

“It’s my face cream,” she said. “It makes me look beautiful.”

He said: “So do twelve cans of Bud and they’re half the price!”

Joke Poo: The Composting Crisis

Two gardeners, Gertrude and Herbert, were inspecting their prize-winning vegetable patch. Herbert was carefully turning a large compost heap.

“What do you think you’re doing, Herbert?” Gertrude asked.

“Adding these coffee grounds. They’re on sale – a whole sack for just $10,” he explained.

“Put them back,” Gertrude demanded. “Our compost is already perfect. We don’t need more acidity!”

A few minutes later, Gertrude proudly unveiled a brand new, elaborately crafted, $200 bird bath made of reclaimed materials.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Herbert asked, bewildered.

“It’s a bird bath, Herbert,” she said. “It makes the garden look magnificent!”

Herbert sighed. “So do $10 worth of coffee grounds, and they actually help the vegetables grow!”

Okay, let’s analyze this joke.

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: A married couple with differing priorities in spending. The husband is frugal (in his own way) and the wife prioritizes beauty products.
  • Punchline: The husband’s witty retort draws a parallel between the perceived effects of beer and face cream, highlighting the cost disparity. The humor comes from the absurdity of equating the effects of beer (likely temporary and superficial attractiveness) with those of expensive beauty cream. It’s a battle of logic vs. self-delusion (perhaps humorous, perhaps based on real experience).
  • Core Conflict: Differing values within a marriage, especially concerning money and vanity. The underlying theme is that “beauty is in the eye of the beerholder” (pun intended).

Now, let’s use this to create something new! I’ll opt for a “Did You Know?” format, because I think it will be funny.

Comedic Enrichment: The “Did You Know?” Edition

Did you know that Budweiser, often hailed as the “King of Beers,” spends millions annually on market research to understand exactly what kind of confidence boost those twelve cans provide? They’ve even experimented with augmented reality beer labels that, when scanned, display a simulated “hot or not” rating based on your face. Early results showed users rated themselves 3.7 points higher on the attractiveness scale after just one virtual beer. However, the control group, who scanned labels that played a financial advisor’s warning about irresponsible spending, rated themselves as 0.5 points less attractive, citing stress-related acne. The lesson? Apparently, ignorance really IS bliss… and potentially more affordable than face cream.

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