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A Pharoah asks his three priests to build him a tomb.

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Each priest consults three stonemasons.

Each stonemason hires three overseers.

Each overseer enlists three laborers.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me…

Joke Poo:

A CEO asks his three VPs to implement a new marketing strategy.

Each VP consults three marketing managers.

Each marketing manager hires three social media influencers.

Each influencer creates three TikTok dance trends.

Sounds like a viral marketing campaign… or a giant waste of time.

Alright, let’s dive into this pyramid-shaped punchline!

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A Pharaoh, being a classic symbol of ancient Egypt and monumental architecture, wants a tomb.
  • Setup: The setup cleverly escalates a hierarchical structure (Priests -> Stonemasons -> Overseers -> Laborers), with each level tripling the previous.
  • Punchline: The final line, "Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me…", creates a humorous double entendre. It plays on:
    • Literal meaning: The hierarchical structure of the building project mirrors the organizational structure of a fraudulent pyramid scheme.
    • Visual association: The tomb is a pyramid, and so is the financial scam.
    • Semantic association: "Scheme" suggests the project is dubious as pyramid schemes always are.

Key Elements:

  1. Ancient Egypt/Pharaohs: Symbols of immense wealth, power, and the construction of enduring monuments.
  2. Hierarchical Structure: The tiered organizational model where each level profits from the level below.
  3. Pyramid (Shape & Scheme): The literal shape of the tomb and the fraudulent business model.
  4. Pun/Double Entendre: The "pyramid scheme" punchline hinges on the double meaning.

Comedic Enrichment: New Joke/Observation/Did You Know

Observation (Playing on Ancient Egyptian Bureaucracy):

"You know, the only thing more impressive than the Great Pyramid is the sheer number of papyrus scrolls it took to approve the sand permit. Honestly, after all those approvals, I’m surprised they even had time to build the thing. I suspect a few corners were cut."

Explanation of the above:

  • Builds on the premise: Stays within the theme of ancient Egypt and pyramid construction.
  • Adds a layer of absurdity: Imagining the immense bureaucracy required, creating a modern comedic contrast.
  • Relatability: Pokes fun at modern bureaucratic red tape, which is a common source of humor.
  • Implied irony: The Pharaohs were considered gods, and yet their projects would be stalled by the same permits we have to apply for.

I could also create a "Did you know?" or a new joke. Let me know if you’d like another attempt!

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