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A redneck tells his buddy, “I got my COVID test results today, it says 50. I don’t know what that means.”

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Also… my IQ test came back positive."

Joke Poo: The Data Scientist

A data scientist tells his colleague, “I got my neural network training results today, it says 98% accuracy. I don’t know what that means.”

“Also… my model’s bias detection flagged it as ‘highly ethical’.”

Okay, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A stereotypical redneck character shares his COVID test result: “50.”
  • Initial Misunderstanding: He’s confused by the numerical value of the COVID test. This plays on the stereotype of a lack of understanding of basic medical information. The humor here is in the incongruity of expecting a more sophisticated interpretation of a medical test.
  • Punchline: “My IQ test came back positive.” This is a double punchline that builds upon the first misunderstanding.
    • Firstly, the naive reading of “positive” is taken to mean “good” result, indicating a high IQ score, which runs counter to the stereotypical presentation of this character.
    • Secondly, there is a continuation of misunderstanding, “positive” doesn’t refer to having high IQ, but an indicator of its presence or an affirmation.

Key Elements:

  • Redneck Stereotype: Undereducated, naive, and possibly a little bit slow.
  • Misunderstanding of Medical Tests: Demonstrating a lack of knowledge about health and science.
  • Double Meaning/Wordplay: “Positive” being used in both medical/scientific and common parlance senses.
  • Irony: A “positive” IQ result being considered a good thing by someone implying low intelligence.

Comedic Enrichment – New Jokes/Observations:

Here are a few ways we can riff on this, using factual or interesting tidbits:

1. A “Did You Know?” Playing on Cognitive Bias:

“Did you know that the Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias where people with low expertise in a subject overestimate their abilities? So, statistically speaking, someone who’s confident their ‘positive’ IQ test means they’re a genius is probably just illustrating the effect beautifully.”

Why it’s funny: It adds a layer of meta-humor by pointing out the potential psychological basis for the redneck’s flawed understanding. It takes a scientific principle and applies it back to the joke’s character.

2. A New Joke riffing on the Medical/Scientific Confusion:

“A redneck calls his doctor after his prostate exam. ‘Doc, what does ‘PSA of 8′ mean?’ The doctor sighs, ‘Well, it’s not great. It means you have an elevated risk of prostate cancer.’ The redneck yells, ‘Yee-haw! Just like my IQ test, everything’s comin’ up positive!'”

Why it’s funny: It uses a similar setup (medical test results misunderstood) and punchline structure. It adds dark humor by applying the same optimistic-but-misguided interpretation to a potentially serious health issue.

3. A Witty Observation about Statistical Correlation:

“It’s funny how often you hear people bragging about having a ‘positive’ IQ test. Makes you wonder if there’s a correlation between overconfidence and a shaky grasp of statistical significance. After all, everyone thinks they’re above average… which, by definition, can’t be true.”

Why it’s funny: It’s a subtle, intellectual jab at the common human tendency to overestimate oneself. It connects the joke to a broader observation about human nature.

4. A Further riff on Double Meaning:

“The redneck calls the IQ testing center and asks, ‘So, I got a positive IQ test. What’s the cure?’ The technician responds, ‘Sir, a positive result isn’t a disease. A negative result would be what you don’t want.’ The redneck pauses, then replies, ‘Well, maybe I do have that negative result, ’cause I still ain’t cured of bein’ plum dumb!'”

Why it’s funny: Extends the initial concept, with the redneck’s confusion creating a more layered scenario. It also keeps the stereotype alive and well.

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