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A thesaurus walks into a bar…

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

A thesaurus strolls into a bar.

A thesaurus ambles into a bar.

A thesaurus strides into a bar.

A thesaurus steps into a bar.

A thesaurus jogs into a bar.

A thesaurus struts into a bar.

A thesaurus plods into a bar.

A thesaurus marches into a bar.

A thesaurus trudges into a bar.

A thesaurus wanders into a bar.

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Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build something new from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A thesaurus entering a bar. This is unexpected. We typically think of people, not reference books, frequenting bars.
  • Punchline (Structure): The humor comes from the list of synonyms describing the thesaurus’s entry. The joke’s punchline is the repetition of similar actions, each described differently, all relating to the function of a thesaurus (providing synonyms).
  • Humor Type: Wordplay/Puns, and to a lesser extent, Observational humor (observing the role of the thesaurus). The humor hinges entirely on understanding the function of a thesaurus and applying that function to a mundane action.
  • Subtleties: The joke gets funnier as the list grows, because the absurdity of the situation is compounded by the increasingly specific (and sometimes less common) synonyms.

Key Elements:

  • Thesaurus: The central character, representing language and synonyms.
  • Bar: A common social gathering place, creating a juxtaposition with the academic nature of a thesaurus.
  • Verbs of Motion: The core of the joke; the list of synonyms used to describe the thesaurus’s entrance.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the "verbs of motion" aspect. Here’s a joke, incorporating a fact about the thesaurus’s history:

New Joke:

A thesaurus saunters into a bar, orders a drink, and complains to the bartender, "Life’s rough, you know? I’ve been doing this synonym thing since Peter Mark Roget, and people still think ‘roget’ is just a bad haircut! No respect, I tell you!"

Why this works (and why it’s funnier, hopefully!):

  • Builds on the Original: It maintains the concept of the thesaurus in a bar, but gives it dialogue, which adds another layer of absurdity.
  • Incorporates a Fact: Peter Mark Roget was the creator of Roget’s Thesaurus. This fact adds a bit of education to the humor.
  • Unexpected Perspective: The thesaurus is now personified and complaining. Giving it a voice allows for a more direct comedic expression.
  • Wordplay and Metaphor: "Roget" being interpreted as a bad haircut combines wordplay with a more current expression, and metaphorically represents being undervalued and misunderstood.

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