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A twitchy looking squirrel showed up at my house

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told it to go away, and that it looked a little nuts. And then the squirrel started shouting for nuts. I told him I didn't have any nuts, and the squirrel said I had to have nuts. And I told him "No, there are no nuts here!"

The squirrel suddenly gave me an evil grin and replied "Said the doctor at your last physical!" before taking off.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the squirrel joke, titled “Performance Review Poo”:

Performance Review Poo

A fidgety-looking accountant showed up at my office.

I told him to go away, and that he looked a little stressed. And then the accountant started shouting for numbers. I told him I didn’t have any numbers, and the accountant said I had to have numbers. And I told him, “No, there are no numbers here!”

The accountant suddenly gave me an evil grin and replied, “Said my last client after I explained their tax bill!” before shuffling off.

Alright, let’s crack this nut of a joke!

Analysis of the Original Joke:

  • Setup: Establishes a quirky scenario – a “twitchy looking squirrel” demanding nuts. The narrator repeatedly denies having any.
  • Key Elements:
    • Squirrel: Acts as the unexpected, pushy protagonist.
    • Nuts: The central object of desire, used both literally and figuratively.
    • Unexpected Twist: The punchline delivers a sudden shift, turning the squirrel into a sassy, medically aware commentator.
    • Double Entendre: The word “nuts” carries both the literal meaning (food for squirrels) and a slang meaning (testicles), creating the humor.
  • Humor Mechanism: Relies on surprise, absurdity, and the unexpected application of a double entendre in a mundane situation. The listener anticipates a simple interaction with an animal, but gets a sexually suggestive joke delivered by a woodland creature.

Enrichment and New Humor:

Let’s focus on the “squirrel” element and the surprising intelligence/sass it displays. Here’s a “Did You Know” style observation with a comedic twist:

New Humorous Element:

“Did you know that squirrels engage in deceptive caching behavior? They’ll sometimes pretend to bury nuts to throw off rivals! Imagine if our squirrel friend from the joke was just faking the nut craving, playing some elaborate con on the doctor…Maybe he’s a method actor preparing for a role as a disgruntled proctologist in a low-budget nature documentary. The dedication to the craft! ‘Said the squirrel to the owl during rehearsal, I really need to get this nut delivery believable!'”

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • Based on Factual Squirrel Behavior: The “deceptive caching” fact provides a real-world basis.
  • Exaggeration and Absurdity: We take the “deception” to an extreme, imagining the squirrel as a committed, slightly unhinged actor preparing for an odd role.
  • Continues the “Unexpected Intelligence” Theme: Maintains the humor of animals displaying human-like, and slightly disturbed, qualities.
  • Self-Referential: The final line jokes about the act of telling jokes.

In summary, the original joke provided a surprise with a lewd comment that would have been unexpected in the conversation. This added humor can be created using real facts about squirrels, but adding surprise by making an unlikely conclusion to the already established scene.

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