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A vegan told me….

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

….butchers selling meat are disgusting.

I told him that selling fruit and vegetables was grocer.

Joke Poo:

Title: A Comedian Told Me…

…that hecklers were the worst.

I told him that people who grade soil were the soiler.

Okay, let’s dissect this joke and see what comedic gold we can extract:

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: A vegan makes a potentially judgmental statement about butchers being “disgusting.”
  • Punchline: The response uses a pun: “selling fruit and vegetables was grocer.” (playing on “grosser”)
  • Humor Mechanism: Pun, wordplay, irony (the vegan’s own judgment is turned back on them), a slight dig at vegan stereotypes.

Key Elements & Associations:

  1. Veganism: Plant-based diet, often associated with ethical concerns about animal welfare, environmentalism, and health.
  2. Butchers: Professionals who prepare and sell meat. Often seen as the antithesis of veganism.
  3. “Disgusting” (Gross): Subjective feeling of revulsion. Relative based on individual perspectives and societal norms.
  4. “Grocer”: A person who owns or manages a grocery store; usually selling fruit and vegetables.
  5. Pun/Wordplay: The core of the humor. Replacing “grosser” with “grocer.”

Comedic Enrichment:

Here are a few ways we can build on this:

1. New Joke (Playing on Ethical Consistency):

> A dedicated vegan told me, "My therapist said I have repressed anger." I replied, "Have you tried plant-based rage?"

*(Why this works: It uses the structure of the original joke (statement/pun response). It also plays on the idea of a vegan's adherence to their principles and the humorous absurdity of "plant-based" emotion.)*

2. Witty Observation:

> It's ironic, isn't it? Vegans sometimes find butchers disgusting, yet the produce section of most supermarkets is basically a cemetery for plants. We're all implicated in some form of botanical or zoological afterlife mismanagement.

*(Why this works: It highlights the potential hypocrisy within any ethical stance and presents a somewhat absurd, philosophical perspective.)*

3. Amusing “Did You Know” Fact & Joke Combo:

> Did you know the term "butcher" comes from the Old French *bouchier*, meaning "goat slaughterer"?  Which makes me wonder, if a vegan opened a butcher shop specializing in jackfruit "pulled pork," would it be considered a butcher shop or a *plant-butcher* shop? And would they hang a sign saying "We meat your expectations?"

*(Why this works: The factoid adds a layer of historical context. The follow-up questions explore a potentially absurd scenario that combines the original elements. The final pun reinforces the original joke.)*

4. A vegan limerick

A vegan, with righteous disgust,
Said, “Butchers just fill me with dust!”
But later that day
In a vegetable tray
Found some mold, and said “oh that is rough!”

I hope these additions successfully enhance the humor potential of the original joke!

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