They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
Joke Poo: The Tech Support Call
A man, Bob, calls tech support because his new smart toilet isn’t flushing properly.
After a lengthy wait, a tech support agent answers, “Thank you for calling PooSmooth™ Support, this is Kevin, how can I help you today?”
Bob explains, “My new PooSmooth™ 3000 isn’t flushing. It’s showing an ‘E4’ error on the digital display.”
Kevin replies, “Okay, sir. Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Bob sighs, “Yes, of course! I’ve unplugged it, waited five minutes, plugged it back in. Still ‘E4’.”
Kevin says, “Alright. Let me remote into your toilet. Can you read me the activation code printed on the side?”
Bob grumbles, “You want me to read you the activation code off my toilet?” He reluctantly leans down. “Okay, it’s… P-O-O… seven, eight, nine…”
Suddenly, a robotic voice erupts from the toilet: “Welcome, Bob! Would you like your personalized post-evacuation relaxation music? We have updated our options. ‘Soothing Whale Song’ is currently trending!”
Bob’s wife, Carol, who’s been listening from the next room, yells, “You have relaxation music on the toilet now? What’s next?!”
Bob tries to explain, “Honey, I don’t know anything about this! It’s new! It’s the… the PooSmooth™!”
Carol storms into the bathroom, furious. As she’s ranting at Bob, Kevin the tech support agent interrupts, “Sir, it appears your wife’s profile is also linked to the PooSmooth™ 3000. She has set her default flush volume to ‘Tidal Wave’.”
Carol whirls on Kevin, yelling into the phone, “I did WHAT?! I don’t even know how to use a SMART toilet!”
At that moment, the toilet’s automated voice chimes in, “Based on recent user activity, recommending tutorial on ‘Optimizing Flush Preferences for Maximum Bio-Solid Evacuation’.”
Alright, let’s break down this joke.
Key Elements:
- Irony: The wife takes her husband to a strip club expecting it to be a fun, controlled environment, but it backfires spectacularly, revealing a potentially deeper connection between him and the club’s denizens.
- Exaggerated Coincidence: Each interaction further implicates Dave, escalating the wife’s suspicion and anger. The increasingly specific instances of familiarity are key.
- The Reveal/Punchline: The cab driver’s comment is the final nail in the coffin, solidifying the wife’s suspicions and highlighting the extent of Dave’s hidden life. It flips the script; the expected ‘outsider’ sides with Dave.
- The Bowling League Red Herring: A recurring theme to divert the wife’s attention.
Humor Amplified with Trivia:
Let’s focus on the bowling angle to create something new:
Amusing ‘Did You Know’ Fact:
Did you know that in the early days of bowling in America (late 19th/early 20th century), bowling alleys were often associated with saloons and gambling? This association led to many states banning the game, and bowling alleys developed creative ways to obfuscate that they had 9 pins instead of ten. The “headpin” (the number 1 pin in ten-pin bowling) holds a special place, which is why it can often be a hard spot for pros to knock it down for a strike because it needs to have that slight angle of contact with the bowling ball! It’s entirely possible that the “Ladies Bowling League” Dave mentions is just a very cleverly disguised poker night with extra…entertainment.
“Honey, I swear, we only call it ‘bowling’ because… well, because what else are we going to tell our wives? Also, don’t worry about the pins getting knocked down, everyone is just too preoccupied!”