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A woman dies just after finding out her husband was having an affair

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

When she makes it to heaven, the angel at the gate asked her if she can spell "Love" before letting her in. And she does so. Eventually she earns her wings and becomes an angel at the gates too. And asks people the same question before letting them in. But then one day her ex-husband shows up at the gate, and he recognizes her. And she asks him one thing. Can he spell "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?

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A farmer dies just after discovering his prize-winning pumpkin is riddled with squash bugs. When he arrives in Valhalla, Odin asks him if he can identify ten different kinds of manure before granting him entry. The farmer succeeds, naturally, and is awarded a golden pitchfork, becoming a guardian of the fields of Valhalla. He tests new arrivals on their horticultural knowledge.

One day, a slick city developer arrives at the gates, decked out in a tailored suit. The farmer recognizes him – he’d been trying to buy the farmer’s land for years. He walks up to the developer and, with a twinkle in his eye, asks: “Alright, hotshot. Spell ‘fertilization’ five different ways, citing specific brand names."

Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then concoct some comedic enrichment.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: Irony and revenge in the afterlife. The woman, betrayed in life, uses her angelic authority to exact a uniquely difficult task on her philandering husband as a form of payback.
  • Humor Source:
    • Situational Irony: The angel’s gate, typically associated with grace and forgiveness, becomes a stage for pettiness.
    • Unexpected Task: Spelling "Love" seems simple; the shift to "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is absurdly disproportionate.
    • Relationship Dynamics: The joke plays on the familiar trope of marital conflict and the enduring desire for revenge.
  • Key Elements: Death, heaven, angel, spelling, betrayal, revenge, "Love," "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

Comedic Enrichment:

Here’s a "Did You Know?" observation spun into a joke leveraging the joke’s core concept:

Did you know? "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" wasn’t invented for Mary Poppins. It likely evolved from various existing nonsense words! In fact, it’s almost as if someone got to heaven, was asked to spell "love," and in a fit of pique, started combining every vaguely polysyllabic fragment they could remember.

New Joke Idea:

A man arrives at the pearly gates, sweating nervously. St. Peter consults his tablet. "Ah yes," he says, "You are eligible for entry. However, due to some unpleasantness with your earthly spouse, you must answer one question."

The man gulps. "Anything, St. Peter!"

"Okay," St. Peter sighs, "What exactly did you tell her that made her call you a ‘gaslighting, narcissistic, toxic, emotionally unavailable man-child’?"

The man hesitates, "Well, it’s a long story…"

St. Peter cuts him off, "Exactly! Spell it!"

Explanation of the Enrichment:

  • "Did You Know?" Joke: This plays with the factual origins of the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and reframes it as a direct result of someone’s frustration in the afterlife, directly linking it to the original joke’s theme.
  • New Joke: This riff keeps the "surprise task" format, but substitutes a modern, relationship-specific challenge. Instead of spelling, it asks him to describe the exact argument. It is funny because the act of spelling would be easier than explaining the actual argument.

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