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A woman visits the Doctor…

Posted on September 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman visits the Doctor…

The woman explains: "Doctor, my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, idk what to do"

The Doctor replies: "I have a cure for that! When your husband gets angry, drink a glass of water and keep swishing it in your mouth, don't swallow until he calms down or leaves the room"

A couple weeks later, the woman returns: "Doctor, that was a great idea! Every time my husband lost his temper, I swished my mouth with water. How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor replies: "The water itself does nothing, it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick…"

Joke Poo: The Tech Support Call

A gamer calls tech support…

The gamer explains: “My brand new VR headset keeps glitching out. The screen goes black randomly, I lose tracking, it’s a nightmare! I don’t know what to do!”

The tech support replies: “I have a fix for that! When the headset starts acting up, unplug it from the wall, count to ten very slowly, and then plug it back in.”

A week later, the gamer calls back: “Tech support, you’re a genius! Every time my VR headset glitched, I unplugged it, counted to ten, and plugged it back in. How does unplugging and plugging it back in fix it?”

The tech support replies: “The unplugging and plugging back in probably doesn’t actually fix anything. It just gives you time to cool down from being so frustrated with the game…”

Alright, let’s break down this joke like a comedian prepping for open mic night.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A wife seeks medical advice for her husband’s anger issues. This sets up a doctor-patient dynamic and an expectation of a medicinal solution.
  • Punchline Trigger: The seemingly bizarre advice of swishing water. This creates curiosity and a sense of anticipation.
  • Punchline: The doctor reveals the real, non-medical solution: silence. The humor derives from the misdirection – the wife believes in a magical property of the water, while the reality is behavioral modification (her own, not her husband’s).
  • Underlying Theme: The joke touches on communication (or lack thereof) in relationships, anger management, and the power of silence.
  • Type of Humor: This is observational and situational humor. It relies on a relatable scenario and a clever twist.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  • Anger Management: The core problem.
  • Water: The red herring/false cure.
  • Silence: The actual solution.
  • Doctor-Patient Relationship: The framework for the interaction.

Humorous Enrichment Attempt:

Joke:

A woman rushed into a psychiatrist’s office, flustered. “Doctor, my husband’s anger is out of control! I tried your water-swishing trick, and it worked… mostly.”

The psychiatrist raised an eyebrow. “Mostly?”

“Well, he’s not yelling as much,” she admitted, “But now he’s communicating exclusively by furious interpretive dance. Last night, he spent twenty minutes miming a clogged drain. I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to unclog it, but I can’t tell if he wants Drano or a full existential audit of our plumbing system!”

Why it works:

  • Builds on the original: It references the water trick, acknowledging its (partial) success.
  • Escalation/Exaggeration: It humorously exaggerates the impact of enforced silence, suggesting the husband found a different (and arguably more annoying) outlet.
  • Absurdity: Interpretive dance as a form of angry communication is inherently funny.
  • Observational Element: It subtly comments on the complexities of communication and the potential for misinterpretation, even when trying to be silent.

Alternatively, a “Did You Know” Fact with a Humorous Twist:

Did you know: Studies have shown that physically holding ice in your mouth can reduce anger, similar to the water-swishing concept in the joke? Scientists believe it’s the distraction and mild discomfort that help. Of course, a spouse who keeps shouting while simultaneously battling brain freeze might be even more terrifying. Imagine their arguments devolving into: “I’M… SO… FURIOUS… brrr… I… CAN’T… EVEN… FORM… A… COHERENT… INSULT!”

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