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After a few years in America my dad got a job at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?

Posted on September 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said: “You piss me off for free. Might as well get paid for it!”

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s theme of enduring annoyance for a specific reward:

Joke Poo: After the Harvest

After a brutal season tending crops, my grandpa, who was a stubborn old cuss, finally sold his entire harvest. Every day he came home grumbling and cursing more than usual. So I asked him, “If dealing with those city buyers makes you so miserable, why did you sell to them?”

He spat a wad of chew into the dust and said, “Your nagging is free. Selling my yield is not!”

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  • Situation: A father has a well-paying but frustrating job.
  • Setup: The son questions why the father continues to work there despite being unhappy.
  • Punchline: The father’s unexpected response compares his son’s annoying behavior to the job, but with the added twist of being paid for the latter.
  • Humor Type: Observational humor, irony, relatable family dynamic. There’s a touch of dark humor as the dad is not happy.

Analysis:

The joke works because it leverages the common experience of having frustrating jobs and combines it with the universal (and often humorous) dynamic of parental annoyance towards their children. The punchline is unexpected and highlights the father’s prioritization of financial gain over personal happiness, albeit in a darkly funny way. It implies the son is so annoying that the father would rather deal with his antics for free than deal with them in addition to his frustrating job.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s focus on the element of “annoying sons” and combine it with some interesting facts about father-son relationships and work-related stress.

Interesting Fact: Studies show that fathers who work long hours and experience high levels of job-related stress are more likely to have strained relationships with their children, particularly sons. (Source: Various studies in family psychology and occupational health)

New Joke/Observation:

I saw a survey that said stressed-out dads often have difficult relationships with their sons. It explained a lot. Like, the other day, I told my dad I was thinking about getting a job as a professional online troller. He didn’t get mad. He just looked at me, sighed, and said, “Son, I spend 40 hours a week calming down corporate executives. Do you really think a Reddit ban is going to impact my stress levels?”

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