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An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, the finest beer of México!"

The American says "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!"

The Brit says "I'll have a ginger ale."

"A ginger ale?" the American says quizzically.

The Brit replies "Well, if you lot aren't gonna have a beer, why should I?"

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