Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Fake Poo

An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first one orders a beer. The second orders 1/2 a beer. The third one orders 1/4 a beer.

The bartender quickly catches on, pours two beers and says "You guys need to learn your limits."

Joke Poo: An Infinite Line of Plumbers

An infinite line of plumbers walk into a sewage treatment plant…

The first one asks for a bucket. The second asks for half a bucket. The third asks for a quarter of a bucket.

The foreman sighs, hands them one bucket and says, "Alright, split this. And please, no overflows!"

Alright, let’s break down this mathematical joke and then build on it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Establishes a scenario (mathematicians in a bar) and a pattern (ordering fractions of beer).
  • Key Elements:
    • Mathematicians: Represents analytical and precise thinking.
    • Infinite Series: The beer orders form a geometric series: 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + …
    • Limit: A core concept in calculus where a function approaches a value as the input approaches some value.
    • Bartender’s Wit: The punchline hinges on the bartender recognizing the series and delivering a pun.
  • Humor: Relies on the double meaning of "limit" – both a mathematical term and a suggestion to moderate drinking. The surprise comes from the bartender’s unexpected understanding of higher mathematics.

Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s use the concept of infinite series to create a new, slightly nerdy joke:

New Joke:

A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are standing 100 feet from a gorgeous woman. They are each told they can only walk half the remaining distance to her at each turn.

The physicist says, "I’m going to get close enough!" and starts walking.
The engineer says, "I’ll get close enough for all practical purposes!" and starts walking.

The mathematician just sighs and says, "This is pointless. I know I can never actually reach her…"

The physicist then replies to the mathematician, "It’s ok. You can still get close enough to define her integral."

Explanation:

This joke plays on:

  • Different professions & their attitudes toward infinity:
    • The mathematician is held back by the rigor of math and the impossibility of reaching infinity.
    • The physicist is concerned with getting close enough.
    • The physicist delivers the witty integration punchline, which refers to approximating the area under a curve, but also is an absurd sexual innuendo.

Alternative Addition: Did You Know?

Did you know? The concept of limits, crucial to calculus and jokes about mathematicians ordering beer, wasn’t rigorously defined until the 19th century! Before that, mathematicians were essentially eyeballing it, hoping the beer tab wouldn’t become infinitely large.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I have sex 24/7
  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme