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(An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

I was worried that the job was starting to get to her head but after visiting her at work, I could see that her condition was table.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your sushi girl joke, titled “Comfy Chair Conditions”:

Joke Poo: Comfy Chair Conditions

My uncle got a job reviewing those fancy, high-end massage chairs. You know, the kind that vibrate, heat up, and basically try to replace a real masseuse.

I was worried the job was starting to get to his back but after visiting him at his office, I could see that his condition was seated.

Alright, let’s dive into this bit of wordplay!

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A friend has a job as a “sushi girl,” a controversial practice where sushi is served on a naked person.
  • Misdirection: The setup leads us to anticipate concerns about the job affecting her ego or self-esteem (“getting to her head”).
  • Punchline: The pun “table” plays on “stable,” referencing both her physical condition (lying still as a table) and a pun on “table.”
  • Humor Type: Pun-based, situational, slightly edgy. Relies on the audience’s awareness of the “sushi girl” concept.

Key Elements:

  1. Sushi: Japanese cuisine, typically involving vinegared rice and seafood.
  2. Nudity: The controversial aspect of the “sushi girl” practice.
  3. Puns/Wordplay: The core of the joke’s humor.
  4. Table: The object serving sushi

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s leverage these elements to create a new joke/observation/fact:

Option 1: Fact-Based Observational Humor:

“Did you know that the practice of serving food on naked bodies, known as Nyotaimori (female body) and Nantaimori (male body), is often romanticized but is banned in many places due to hygiene concerns and the objectification of the human body? Ironically, the original sushi was just a way to preserve fish, not to raise eyebrows. Seems like we went from a practical solution to a rather impractical plating method.”

Option 2: Building on the Original Joke (using a “did you know”):

“My friend’s table condition aside, did you know that some upscale sushi restaurants use actual antique tables worth more than a car to serve their omakase? So, technically, you could be eating raw fish off something far more historically significant than… well, my friend. Although, she does have a rather compelling biography.”

Option 3: A New, Related Joke:

“Heard about the new restaurant trend? They’re serving sushi off of fully-dressed mannequins. It’s supposed to be super hygienic, but the problem is, nobody tips the plastic!”

Option 4: Wordplay and Double entendre

I don’t want to disparage nyotaimori, but the whole thing just seems fishy.

Why these options work:

  • They acknowledge the original joke’s premise.
  • They use factual information about sushi, food culture, or related controversies to create a contrasting or ironic effect.
  • They extend the humor through observation, irony, and further pun-based ideas.
  • They try to be funny while acknowledging the potential sensitivities of the subject matter.

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