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At my check-up, the very elderly doctor looked at my chart and said, “Ah, April 18… we share a birthday. Fellow Capricorns!” I said, “Uh, Doc, you meant Aries.”

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

He nodded and said, “Ah yes, I love those. Especially the crime ones on Netflix!”

Joke Poo: At the Coffee Shop

At the cafe, the hipster barista, adjusting his oversized glasses, looked at my order and said, “Ah, oat milk latte… we share a preference. Fellow oat-enthusiasts!”

I said, “Uh, I actually asked for regular milk.”

He nodded sagely and said, “Ah yes, regular milk. Those are so…mainstream now, aren’t they?”

Alright, let’s analyze this comedic nugget!

Key Elements:

  • The Setup: Doctor’s mistaken assumption about the patient’s birthdate. Highlights the doctor’s age and potential cognitive decline.
  • The Misdirection: The doctor’s supposed shared birthday with the patient, leading to a specific (wrong) zodiac sign, "Capricorn".
  • The Punchline: The doctor’s non-sequitur about "crime ones" (Aries) on Netflix, conflating zodiac signs with crime dramas.
  • Source of Humor: Juxtaposition of medical professionalism/authority with senility and a modern cultural reference (Netflix). Also, the unexpected and absurd connection between astrology and streaming television.

Enrichment Material:

  • Zodiac Signs: Capricorns (Dec 22 – Jan 19) are traditionally associated with ambition, discipline, and practicality. Aries (March 21 – April 19) are associated with passion, energy, and impulsiveness.
  • Netflix and Crime Dramas: Netflix is a popular streaming service with a massive library of crime dramas. The genre is known for its twists, suspense, and often dark humor.
  • Aging and Memory: As people age, cognitive function can decline, leading to memory lapses and confusion. Doctors, like anyone else, are susceptible to this.
  • Netflix Algorithms: Netflix’s recommendation algorithms are incredibly sophisticated. They track user viewing habits to suggest content. This means the doctor is likely binge-watching crime dramas, further enhancing the absurdity.

New Humor – Witty Observation:

The doctor’s confusion reminded me… Netflix’s algorithm probably thinks my grandmother is some kind of criminal mastermind. She’s watched every episode of "Murder, She Wrote" at least three times, and keeps calling to ask me if I have any good "true crime documentaries involving people who look vaguely like me." Apparently, she’s building a profile. The irony is, her most dangerous weapon is still a well-aimed Werther’s Original.

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