There were many red flags Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Plumber Suspects I Have a Root Problem My plumber thought I had a root…
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A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.
He hears a voice call out "Dinnae drink frae that, meester, it's a' fu' o' coo piss an' shite!". Turning, the hiker sees a Scottish shepherd leaning on a stick, and he…
A man walks home from work.
On his way home, he passes by the local pub every night. Until recently, he would always stop and get drunk with the locals. So drunk that he would end up vomiting…
Everyone at the autopsy club is excited
It’s open Mike night. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Sewage Surprise All the plumbers at the annual national plumbing convention were excited……
What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe
This just came off the top of my head, ik it's terrible, puns are more my thing Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the “gross sheep” joke, titled “Bad Art Critics”:…
What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?
Mice Krispies treats. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating bears? Honey Nut Cheerios-ly good treats! Alright,…
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
It felt bad to the bone. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the skeleton joke: Joke Poo: Why did the sewer go to the plumber? Because it was…
Famous last words…
My kids and I were having fun googling on our phones and coming up some of our own funny "famous last words." Here are a few I wrote down. Don’t worry, I’ve…
Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
Every night his wife would warn him, “One of these days, you’re gonna puke your guts out!” So one afternoon, she decides to teach him a lesson. She cuts up a chicken…
Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.
But did he listen? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Beethoven joke: Joke Poo: Everyone told the Toilet Paper it would never be a superhero because it was so thin…