The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work—and hadn’t called in either. With a pressing issue on his hands, he decided to phone the…
Author: Joke Poo
A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
The man rolls his window down as the cop approaches, who says, "Sir, any reason you're driving so fast?" "Well," the guy says, "I've recently decided to try beekeeping, and I need…
Accent misjudged
So, I'm in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, "Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's…
The speeding biker
A Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, and he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred,"…
My boss told me to have a good day…
So I went home. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog Walker Told Me to Mark My Territory… My dog walker told me to mark my territory… So I peed on his leg. Okay,…
Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
A subourbon Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your whiskey drinker joke, titled “Poo Poo”: Poo Poo What’s a plumber’s favorite dessert? …A choco-late drip! Okay, let’s break…
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud with no rain? Dry Humor. Alright, let’s dissect this bovine-based bon mot! Joke Analysis: Setup: “What do you call a cow with…
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached…
At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
“But I don’t know who to pray for,” he said. His dad smiled and said, “Just pray for your family, friends, neighbors, the poor and those in need – things like that.”…
A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
He uses his natural end-stinks. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your skunk joke: Joke Poo: How does a dung beetle protect himself from danger in the desert? He rolls away…