When he gets home Sunday night, his wife is incredibly angry. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 3 days?” She shouts He says “That wouldn’t bother me…
Author: Joke Poo
A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
They bring the first pelt, and with his eyes blindfolded the hunter immediately says: bear, .30 caliber hunting rifle. They bring the next one, and the hunter quickly says: rabbit, shot with…
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun…
(An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
I was worried that the job was starting to get to her head but after visiting her at work, I could see that her condition was table. Okay, here’s my attempt at…
What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
This will probably get buried… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Reddit ghost joke: Title: Joke Poo: The Compost’s Lament What did the ghost of the organic…
What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…
What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
Me, 5 years. He is getting married tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the original, titled: Joke Poo: The Investment Portfolio “What a diversified portfolio! How long have…
Three cougars
Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head. The…
Why did the BYU student come inside?
He was soaking wet. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker Come Out? He was completely flushed. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then spice things…
Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
9/11 people vehemently disapprove. Okay, I understand. I will create a new joke with the title “Joke Poo” that alters key elements of a provided joke while maintaining a similar structure or…