But I don't understand why he gets a whole month Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" riffing on the Charley Pride joke: Joke Poo: The Toilet Paper Conundrum Title: Andrex Appreciation Month Andrex…
Author: Joke Poo
Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
The following day I wish her a Happy After-birthday and she calls me a sick bastard. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Data’s Delicate Dance": Title: Data’s Delicate Dance…
I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
I’m sticking to my guns! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original glue-on-hands joke: Title: Joke Poo – Fiber Optic Follies I’m going to spend all day…
Why did Shakespeare only use quills
Pencils confused him.2B or not 2B Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Dr. Frankenstein Struggle with Plumbing? He kept asking if…
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Whoops, my fault. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did one toilet plunger say to the clogged drain? "Well, this is awkward… guess I’ll be seeing you around, but in a…
Do the laundry
Once upon a time, there was a couple. They already had kids, so whenever they wanted to have sex, they used a codeword, "Laundry," to hide it from the kids. During a…
A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
The family gathered, but the couple's children were late and the mother-in-law complained aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late." Eventually, everyone sat down to eat, the mother-in-law insisted on sitting at the…
Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
Suddenly the plane's engines began failing, and the pilot says there isn't much time, and he'll keep the plane in the air as long as he can, and told his two passengers…
Hi. What’s your name?
"J-j-ja-ja-jaco-cob Wa-wa-wa-wat-ers." "Oh. You are stuttering?" "Nah, my father was stuttering and the registration officer was an idiot." Joke Poo: The Menu "Welcome! Table for one?" "Y-y-y-ye-ye-s, p-p-p-ple-ple-ase." "Certainly. Here’s the menu….
Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
Doctor: " what seems to be the problem?" Guy: "well, you see Doctor, I have an uncontrollable sex drive. I have to have sex with my wife 2-3 times a day "…