It's a vicious cycle! Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Calvin and Hobbes bike joke: Joke Poo: The Sentient Smart Fridge It’s a running gag in the Miller family that…
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A cowboy in Oklahoma got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started giving him a long lecture about slowing down, really throwing his weight around to make the cowboy squirm. As the trooper wrote the ticket, he kept swatting at flies…
Fed up with Derby County’s performances, I decided to nail my season ticket to a post outside Pride Park so someone else could suffer instead. Couple of hours later I thought, ‘Actually, I might still get some use out of it,’ so I went back to grab it.
To my despair, someone had nicked the nail. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Chaos Frustrated with the terrible tomatoes in my organic garden, I decided to bury my…
What do you call it when someone steals a landfill?
Taking a dump Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a dog performs amateur dentistry? Taking a bite….
What do cannibals do to acknowledge a good joke when together in a small group?
Give them a hand Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the cannibal joke: Title: Sewage Treatment Puns What do sanitation workers do after a particularly awful sewage-related pun is made at…
I know a lot of people take the training to become phlebotomists, but not me
I don't understand the draw. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your phlebotomist joke: Title: Joke Poo I know a lot of people are lining up to become plumbers, but not…
Man at the bar: Jack Daniels, single on the rocks.
Blonde next to him: Jemma Smith, divorced, on the kitchen floor. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Code Poo Software Engineer at his desk: “Python…
A Cajun and a Gator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.
The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…
POWs
There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.The British began by torturing the German. After long hours of silence…