A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…
Author: Joke Poo
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.
The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…
POWs
There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.The British began by torturing the German. After long hours of silence…
I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half
I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half, then cut them in half again and put them in a pint glass until it was filled halfway up, and sat it…
Everything is A-OK!
A father stares at his son's awful exam scores, barely holding back frustration. "If you fail the next one, don’t ever call me father again." The boy nods, meek. "Yes, Father." Weeks…
A guy goes to the doctor and says, “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth.” The doctor says, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”
The guy says, “No, just a werewolf.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The Poetic Parrot A woman brings her parrot…
At a college football game, I pointed to the field and told the person next to me, “That’s my son down there!” She asked what number he was.
I said, “He’s our third!” Joke Poo: Digital Download At a comic convention, I pointed to the line for the exclusive print and told the person next to me, “That’s my novel…
Everything is bigger in Texas
A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…
A version of me wanted to eat healthily, drink less and exercise more.
But in the end, I decided to be the bigger person. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming to keep the structure and twist of the original: Joke Poo: The Budget Meeting…
What should be used to keep men away?
Detergent Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the detergent joke: Joke Poo: What Should You Use To Keep Flies Away? … Deter-gents! (Like, be gents, or the flies…