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I used to date a woman who was a baroque music specialist. (true story)

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

She was a terrific singer, and also played the drum, lute, and traverso (a kind of baroque flute). Often she would be called for sessions where she had to sing and record…

What do you call a chicken orchestra?

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hensemble. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the chicken orchestra joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of synchronized toilet plungers? A flush mob. Alright, let’s analyze this…

What do pirates do when they get addicted to seaweed?

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

sea kelp Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do plumbers do when they get addicted to drain cleaner? They go down the tubes! Alright, let’s dive…

Keyboard walks into a bar…

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Bartender says: why the long space? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar… Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your…

When I was a kid, my dad helped me with my math homework every single day. It really showed me how much he loved me.

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It also explains why I kept failing math. Joke Poo: Potty Training Poo When my toddler was learning to use the potty, I gave him a sticker every time he went number…

Today’s been a weird day.

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I found a hat with $50 in it, then I got chased by a dude with a guitar. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided structure, with a title playing on…

Also at a posh suburban girls junior college….

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

Also at a posh suburban girls junior college… A student went to visit her professor after class. "Professor", she said, " I am not doing well in your class. I am VERY…

Dave calls up his friend

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

And asks if he can stay with him for a few days, saying the missus is mad at him again. The friend says, "Yes, of course, but do you mind if I…

Not trying to brag, but every time I go to the grocery store…

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

The cashiers check me out. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Not a Plumber Not trying to brag, but every time I eat asparagus… …the toilet checks…

A bunch of redditors get together and purchase a ride on a submarine that will cruise the deep sea, searching for the mythical “girlfriend fish”.

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

Legend has it, she laughs at all your jokes and loves you right, if you're funny. They all want their shot, but its an hour long dive. To pass the time, they…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I Googled the signs and symptoms of dementia.
  • Shaggy God story
  • My neighbors banged on my door at 3:30 am last night.
  • A guy goes into a bar where he meets a pair of beautiful conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away.
  • Tom Petty was a tri-athlete. A reporter once asked him the most difficult part
  • My wife went deer hunting for the first time.
  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
  • Schooling experience
  • I’m Old, Last Night…
  • What’s the connection between Titanic and The Sixth Sense?
  • An exhausted nurse goes back to her station…
  • A man walks into a library and asks for books on paranoia
  • My wife asked if I would pick up 5 gallons of paint at the hardware store
  • Why did the crazy Mexican guy kill the train conductor?
  • A man walks into a bait and tackle shop
  • A politician is having a rally in a small town
  • What do you call a group of preteen girls playing musical instruments?
  • The waiter dropped my steak.
  • Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
  • Local Idiot 1: “Does it hurt to get a tattoo?”
  • Yoda once said “Do, or do not. There is no try”
  • I put my cat on a vegan diet.
  • A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
  • A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
  • My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
  • One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
  • In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
  • These tropical birds stole my beer…
  • The Sentence
  • Good news/bad news
  • Bad luck Dave
  • I’m a stay at home dad and I started a daycare.
  • Prayer
  • A new cave has been opened in hell
  • The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
  • A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
  • At the hospital…
  • A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
  • The perch problem
  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

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