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Have you heard about the nudist community on YouTube?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They avoid shorts Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the nudist YouTube community joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Have you heard about the vegetarian vampire community’s YouTube…

I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in, and I shook it all about.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then the taxi driver told me to stop messing around. Okay, here’s a joke based on your "right foot in" joke, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist, and…

What do a suicide bomber and a premature ejaculator have in common?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Both are terrified of going off early. Joke Poo: What Do a Hesitant Plumber and a Constipated Hippo Have in Common? Both are really worried about things not coming out smoothly. Okay,…

My surgeon told me…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Your Patella measures exactly 2.54cms" I said "Inch high knees?" he said "Nin de gu zheng hao wei 2.54 limi" Joke Poo: My Architect Told Me… My architect told me… "Your toilet…

one day I entered a vast and grand library — a world overflowing with knowledge and wisdom

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

As I stepped in, I felt lost in this universe of books; every direction pulled me toward a treasure of learning, and it felt like I had wandered into an endless labyrinth…

I feel like the quality of pornography has declined in recent years…

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

It all seems so amateur now Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Bathroom Blunders I feel like the quality of public restrooms has…

The average woman spends over $33,000 at the salon across her lifetime

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I don't know all the details, that's just the highlights Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming for a similar surprise-twist ending: Joke Poo: The Comedian’s…

With tears in my eyes, I told my wife my dad had chosen me to gift his entire Encyclopedia Britannica audiobook collection.

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

She looked at me and said, ‘Wow… that really speaks volumes. Joke Poo: The Compost Heap With a sigh of despair, I told my toddler that Grandpa had bequeathed his entire collection…

My niece (8) was teaching my daughter (6) compound words

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Niece: (after just seeing a cockroach) cockroach is a compound word. Cock, roach. Daughter: what's cock? Niece: it's what Dad uses. Daughter: how? Niece: he uses it to seal the holes ants…

Blind man and blondes

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

(My son told me this joke. It’s a bit long) A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. He and the bartender have a nice, but…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts

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