A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…
Author: Joke Poo
A version of me wanted to eat healthily, drink less and exercise more.
But in the end, I decided to be the bigger person. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming to keep the structure and twist of the original: Joke Poo: The Budget Meeting…
What should be used to keep men away?
Detergent Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the detergent joke: Joke Poo: What Should You Use To Keep Flies Away? … Deter-gents! (Like, be gents, or the flies…
What jokes does Steve Carell’s Chinese counterpart tell?
"That's what Xi says" Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What kinds of spreadsheets does a sentient, rebellious Roomba create? “Pivot tables, I choose you!” Alright, let’s break down this joke. Core…
Police interrogating a suspect.
“Did you steal that money?” “No, it wasn’t me.” “And do you have an alibi?” “What’s that?” “Well, did anybody see you at the time the money went missing?” “Thank God, nobody!”…
How many Germans does take to screw in a lightbulb?
One – they are efficient and humourless. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How many toddlers does it take to change a diaper? One – But you’ll probably have to…
What are your favorite 2 part jokes?
That being a joke where the first joke stands on its own, but is then followed up by a related joke that elevates it to another level. For example: I tried to…
The bathtub test
During a visit to my doctors I asked him . . . "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well" he…
A florist named Daniel got married to a short graphic designer named Stephanie.
She decided to design a new sign for his flower shop, but he thought one of the leaves on the flower in the center was too big. That's one small Steph for…
A guy throws up on himself after getting too drunk….
He turns to his friend Jay outside the bar after cleaning himself up "Jay, my wife is going to kill me, I told her I wouldn't get drunk!!" "Hey, I got you,…