During a visit to my doctors I asked him . . . "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well" he…
Author: Joke Poo
A florist named Daniel got married to a short graphic designer named Stephanie.
She decided to design a new sign for his flower shop, but he thought one of the leaves on the flower in the center was too big. That's one small Steph for…
A guy throws up on himself after getting too drunk….
He turns to his friend Jay outside the bar after cleaning himself up "Jay, my wife is going to kill me, I told her I wouldn't get drunk!!" "Hey, I got you,…
Fear not the man who has watched 10,000 movies once.
Fear the man who has watched one movie 10,000 times. Because like wtf is wrong with that guy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo:…
My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll
Apparently, letting some of the air out wasn't the correct answer. Original Joke: My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll? Apparently, letting…
A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife…
"Honey, I want you to go to the bank and withdraw everything from my checking and saving accounts. All $5 million. Then take the cash, put it in a sack, and put…
A woman walks into a restaurant, sits down, and grabs a menu.
She opens it and sees the restaurant has only two items on their menu; a seared chicken breast with potatoes and asparagus, and a classic German bratwurst platter. The waiter comes to…
An Oldie About a Quick Thinker
Two US businessmen are on a plane and are seated beside each other. After a while they strike up a conversation to help pass the time. Their talk turns to their impressions…
The Pain of Childbirth
A husband and wife are having a discussion. Being very comparative and needing analogies, the husband asks his wife what the pain of childbirth was like for her. The wife pauses to…
The only thing we have real control over is our emotions.
Yes it's a joke, humans can't control their emotions for shit. Okay, I’ll take that joke and turn it into a “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke: The only thing we have real…