A Gluten Tag! Made up by my 11 year old son. This may be my new favorite joke. Joke Poo: What do you call a French toilet clog? A Poop-Pouri! Alright, let’s…
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A girl took my bedside table after I slept with her.
It was my one night stand. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the one-night stand bedside table joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Exorcist’s Removal Service A priest took…
Old Couple Goes To The Doctor
After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
Three cowboys, one campfire, and a whole lot of testosterone…
Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when…
What would you do if you had one day to live?
Old Man 1. “I’d have sex with anything that moved. What would you do?” Old Man 2. “Stand very still” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Old Tomato 1: “If I only had…
My father always likes to say, “It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey”.
Wonderful man, terrible bus driver. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My mother always loved telling me, "Everything returns to the earth." Wonderful woman,…
Two babies are born in the same hospital, at the exact same time
Two babies are born in the same hospital, at the exact same time. Room 203, side by side in their little incubators. Nurses say it was adorable—both boys, blinking up at the…
The other day my neighbor gave me permission to come into her yard.
Then she got all mad because I did it from my side of the fence. Joke Poo: The Remote Exam The professor gave us permission to use any resources we wanted on…
What do you have if you have one large green ball in your left hand and one large green ball in your right hand?
The undivided attention of the Hulk. Joke Poo: What do you have if you have a tiny, shimmering, almost invisible speck of fairy dust in your left hand and a tiny, shimmering,…
One my 11 year old daughter made up – What kind of shoes do dogs wear?
Barkenstocks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your daughter’s clever pun: Joke Poo: What kind of underwear do cats wear? Catty Bloomers! Alright, let’s break down this "Barkenstocks"…