Two US businessmen are on a plane and are seated beside each other. After a while they strike up a conversation to help pass the time. Their talk turns to their impressions…
Author: Joke Poo
The Pain of Childbirth
A husband and wife are having a discussion. Being very comparative and needing analogies, the husband asks his wife what the pain of childbirth was like for her. The wife pauses to…
The only thing we have real control over is our emotions.
Yes it's a joke, humans can't control their emotions for shit. Okay, I’ll take that joke and turn it into a “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke: The only thing we have real…
What do you call a mermaid who believes they should’ve been born on dry land?
Non-Brineary! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your mermaid joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Excremental Existentialist What do you call a sentient toilet who believes it deserves…
My dad died
He was in a car accident, and when we arrived at the hospital, none of us knew his blood type, so the doctors couldn't give him any blood. He kept saying "Be…
What do you call a dinosaur with bad diarrhea?
Velocicraptor Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the dinosaur diarrhea joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet with extremely sensitive feelings? Poo-table. Okay, let’s break down…
What is a pirates’s favourite band?
Sea Sea Arrrr! Joke Poo: What’s a plumber’s least favorite kind of music to listen to while working? …Clogged Rock! Alright, let’s plunder this joke! Analysis: Setup: “What is a pirate’s favorite…
To the man who invented 1-ply toilet paper:
Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your original, aiming for a similar structure and humorous twist: Joke Poo: To the Architect…
My wife, unlike a lot of other women really likes anal.
I wish she wouldn't ask that often because it's getting really hard to walk Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Toilet Training Trauma”: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Trauma…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes…