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To the man who invented 1-ply toilet paper:

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your original, aiming for a similar structure and humorous twist: Joke Poo: To the Architect…

My wife, unlike a lot of other women really likes anal.

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

I wish she wouldn't ask that often because it's getting really hard to walk Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Toilet Training Trauma”: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Trauma…

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes…

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the chess enthusiast joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Compost…

The Homeless Life Saver

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

A good looking woman stands on the ledge of a bridge poised to jump. A homeless man walking by asks her what she’s doing. “This is it. I’m done. I’m gonna jump.”…

Everyone is born equal no matter their circumstances.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

This lasts for roughly 10 seconds. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Everyone is born equal no matter their circumstances. This lasts for roughly 10…

Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One of them hits the other with a crunching tackle.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Watch it!" cries the fly, holding his shin. "I'm playing in the cup next week!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fly football joke, aiming for a…

So apparently the Australian Tax Office has created a call centre entirely powered by AI.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…

A fly walks up to a dog…

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Fly asks: “What breed are you?” Dog: "Wolfdog. My mom was a wolf, my dad was a dog. What about you?" Fly: “Horsefly.” Dog: “Cut the crap.” Joke Poo: A Dung Beetle…

Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?

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