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Rural Indian kid Joke

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…

I asked a chicken what kind of books he liked to read

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

He told me he's a big fan of poultry Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your chicken joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Connoisseur I asked a worm what kind of literature…

I could tell jokes about camping, I could tell jokes about dolphins.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: I Could Tell Jokes About Composers I could tell jokes…

You know you’re in a redneck church when…

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the…

Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…

‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…

I slept with a Marxist once.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the morning she woke and left. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: I Cooked for a Food Critic Once In the morning, he…

Bob asked his programmer friend Joe why does he always use dark theme

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Joe said, "Because light attracts bugs" Joke Poo: Title: Alice’s Analogy Alice asked her plumber friend, Pete, why he always wears such bright, neon clothing on the job. Pete said, "Because dark…

My aunt gave me a present for my birthday.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present. Okay, here’s…

What do you call a baby born in a brothel?

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brothel-sprout. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom? A toilet paper-back….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man walks into a bait and tackle shop
  • A politician is having a rally in a small town
  • What do you call a group of preteen girls playing musical instruments?
  • The waiter dropped my steak.
  • Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
  • Local Idiot 1: “Does it hurt to get a tattoo?”
  • Yoda once said “Do, or do not. There is no try”
  • I put my cat on a vegan diet.
  • A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
  • A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
  • My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
  • One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
  • In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
  • These tropical birds stole my beer…
  • The Sentence
  • Good news/bad news
  • Bad luck Dave
  • I’m a stay at home dad and I started a daycare.
  • Prayer
  • A new cave has been opened in hell
  • The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
  • A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
  • At the hospital…
  • A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
  • The perch problem
  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Knock knock
  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
  • 1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?

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