Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your original, aiming for a similar structure and humorous twist: Joke Poo: To the Architect…
Author: Joke Poo
My wife, unlike a lot of other women really likes anal.
I wish she wouldn't ask that often because it's getting really hard to walk Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Toilet Training Trauma”: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Trauma…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes…
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the chess enthusiast joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Compost…
The Homeless Life Saver
A good looking woman stands on the ledge of a bridge poised to jump. A homeless man walking by asks her what she’s doing. “This is it. I’m done. I’m gonna jump.”…
Everyone is born equal no matter their circumstances.
This lasts for roughly 10 seconds. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Everyone is born equal no matter their circumstances. This lasts for roughly 10…
Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One of them hits the other with a crunching tackle.
"Watch it!" cries the fly, holding his shin. "I'm playing in the cup next week!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fly football joke, aiming for a…
So apparently the Australian Tax Office has created a call centre entirely powered by AI.
Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…
A fly walks up to a dog…
Fly asks: “What breed are you?” Dog: "Wolfdog. My mom was a wolf, my dad was a dog. What about you?" Fly: “Horsefly.” Dog: “Cut the crap.” Joke Poo: A Dung Beetle…
Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.
"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird…