Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…
Author: Joke Poo
A fly walks up to a dog…
Fly asks: “What breed are you?” Dog: "Wolfdog. My mom was a wolf, my dad was a dog. What about you?" Fly: “Horsefly.” Dog: “Cut the crap.” Joke Poo: A Dung Beetle…
Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.
"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird…
You know how they say boys date girls who are like their mothers?
I wasn't expecting my teenage son to bring home a woman in her 40s Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled “Software Update”: Title: Software Update…
My chameleon won’t change colour
He’s got a reptile disfunction. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the chameleon joke: Joke Poo: The Sculptor’s Block My marble sculptor can’t finish any statues. He’s suffering…
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it.
So I bought her a candle. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Curse My boss, a wizened librarian, warned that if…
It was the final lecture before graduation and the professor went to the lectern for the last time.
On the lectern there was a cardboard box, which the professor opened, and inside was a carton of fine Cuban cigars, which he took out and held up. He turned a deadpan…
What do they call the terrible twos in Florida?
A midlife crisis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What Do They Call the Terrible Twos in Outer Space? An existential crisis. Alright, let’s…
What’s French word for a small injury?
Labubu Joke Poo: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? Original Joke: What’s French word for a small injury? Labubu New Joke: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? A poo-tee pie! Alright, let’s break down…
I was walking through Atlanta’s famous Oakland Cemetery…
I had never visited Oakland Cemetery until last year. I met a groundskeeper there and asked him if the place was haunted. He said, "I've worked here 177 years, and haven't seen…