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So apparently the Australian Tax Office has created a call centre entirely powered by AI.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…

A fly walks up to a dog…

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Fly asks: “What breed are you?” Dog: "Wolfdog. My mom was a wolf, my dad was a dog. What about you?" Fly: “Horsefly.” Dog: “Cut the crap.” Joke Poo: A Dung Beetle…

Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird…

You know how they say boys date girls who are like their mothers?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I wasn't expecting my teenage son to bring home a woman in her 40s Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled “Software Update”: Title: Software Update…

My chameleon won’t change colour

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

He’s got a reptile disfunction. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the chameleon joke: Joke Poo: The Sculptor’s Block My marble sculptor can’t finish any statues. He’s suffering…

My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I bought her a candle. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Curse My boss, a wizened librarian, warned that if…

It was the final lecture before graduation and the professor went to the lectern for the last time.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

On the lectern there was a cardboard box, which the professor opened, and inside was a carton of fine Cuban cigars, which he took out and held up. He turned a deadpan…

What do they call the terrible twos in Florida?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

A midlife crisis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What Do They Call the Terrible Twos in Outer Space? An existential crisis. Alright, let’s…

What’s French word for a small injury?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Labubu Joke Poo: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? Original Joke: What’s French word for a small injury? Labubu New Joke: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? A poo-tee pie! Alright, let’s break down…

I was walking through Atlanta’s famous Oakland Cemetery…

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I had never visited Oakland Cemetery until last year. I met a groundskeeper there and asked him if the place was haunted. He said, "I've worked here 177 years, and haven't seen…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.

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