He was lack-toes intolerant. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Compost My neighbor stopped talking to me after my dog had an accident in his backyard and ruined his prized…
Author: Joke Poo
Golf Wife
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His wife came to the door and…
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
The foreman meets the new hires at the supply shed next to the elevator cage. He looks at the large, muscular Scotsman and says, "You'll be working the new coal face." He…
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
It's like I've never see herbivore. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My Dog Started Knitting My dog started knitting a lot…
An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside.
Looking around, she spotted an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She picked it up and whispered, “Lord, I have no idea how to use this.” So she bowed her head…
A teacher noticed a little boy squirming in his seat and not paying attention.
She walked over and quietly asked what was wrong. Embarrassed, he whispered, “I was just circumcised and it itches.” The teacher told him to go to the office and call his mom…
I asked my friend a question
I said, "Hey, you've worked in construction forever—what happens if you build a tower downwards instead of upwards?" He responded, "Well, if you put it that way…" I interrupted, "Thanks" Joke Poo:…
Mom leaving for work is asking her young son: “What are you going to do this afternoon while I’m gone?”
The kid replies: “I’m going to play with our babysitter… or trains. Depends on what dad picks first.” Joke Poo: The Potty Training Paradox Mom, a potty training guru, is leaving for…
Scientists were on the verge of a breakthrough on gene splicing
They crossed the DNA of a crab with that of a cheetah. But from there, things went sideways very quickly Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the gene…
People 40+, what is better to do at 40 than at 20?
Sleep with someone 15 years younger Okay, here’s a joke based on your example, titled “Joke Poo,” changing some elements while keeping the structure somewhat similar: Joke Poo: Geologists 40+, what’s more…