The kid replies: “I’m going to play with our babysitter… or trains. Depends on what dad picks first.” Joke Poo: The Potty Training Paradox Mom, a potty training guru, is leaving for…
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Scientists were on the verge of a breakthrough on gene splicing
They crossed the DNA of a crab with that of a cheetah. But from there, things went sideways very quickly Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the gene…
People 40+, what is better to do at 40 than at 20?
Sleep with someone 15 years younger Okay, here’s a joke based on your example, titled “Joke Poo,” changing some elements while keeping the structure somewhat similar: Joke Poo: Geologists 40+, what’s more…
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
"….I don't know. " gasp "It was YOU!" Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a motivational speaker and a dog trainer? “…I don’t know.” Whispers intensely “One poops on the stage after…
Doc from back to the future didn’t use his DeLorean all that much
He only used it from time to time. Okay, here’s the joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Doc from Back to the Future didn’t use his DeLorean…
Arson
A local sheriff knocks on Mr. Smith’s door. “Morning Mr. Smith. Got a concerning report, seems that your daughter Julie set fire to the old barn last night.” “Are you sure? I…
Age
Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Johnny for the school Quarterly Newsletter. “How old are you, ma'am?" asked Johnny. “I'm not going to tell you that," she replied. “But Mr Hill…
What happens to a Jewish boy’s foreskin as he reaches his coming of age?
[removed] Okay, I will create a new joke based on your prompt, playing on the suggestive element and aiming for a surprising twist while trying to be relatively inoffensive. Original Joke (implied):…
A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He begged her to go, but she said she would just take some aspirin and go to bed, and didn’t want to spoil his fun. So he put his bear costume on and went to the party.
After sleeping soundly for one hour, the woman woke up feeling better. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. She thought it would be fun to watch…
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Envelope. Joke Poo: What starts with P, ends with L, and is full of crap? …Pool! Alright, let’s break down this classic riddle-joke: Elements Identified: Structure: It’s a riddle phrased as a…