A midlife crisis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What Do They Call the Terrible Twos in Outer Space? An existential crisis. Alright, let’s…
Author: Joke Poo
What’s French word for a small injury?
Labubu Joke Poo: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? Original Joke: What’s French word for a small injury? Labubu New Joke: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? A poo-tee pie! Alright, let’s break down…
I was walking through Atlanta’s famous Oakland Cemetery…
I had never visited Oakland Cemetery until last year. I met a groundskeeper there and asked him if the place was haunted. He said, "I've worked here 177 years, and haven't seen…
My wife was on a righteous rant…
about kids these days and whatnot, when she suddenly stops and says, "well, do you want any wine or what?" I looked at her, a bit puzzled, when she explains, "Oh, I…
Why did JM Barrie name his play Peter Pan?
Dick Skillet just didn't have the same ring to it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Quentin Tarantino Direct Reservoir Dogs? Because…
I’ve borrowed so much money from so many people that no one wants to be my friend anymore.
I'm so loanely Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I’ve told so many terrible jokes to so many people that no one wants to be around me anymore….
Hammerless Homocides
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that could erase anybody’s memory with a bright light.
When he gave it to me, I accidentally pressed it… So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that…
My pregnant wife just had another ultrasound.
Or, as she calls it: "Connecting with her inner child". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Title: Data Dump My programmer boyfriend just finished debugging our…
My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.
Inside was list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm My AI…