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What do they call the terrible twos in Florida?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

A midlife crisis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What Do They Call the Terrible Twos in Outer Space? An existential crisis. Alright, let’s…

What’s French word for a small injury?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Labubu Joke Poo: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? Original Joke: What’s French word for a small injury? Labubu New Joke: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? A poo-tee pie! Alright, let’s break down…

I was walking through Atlanta’s famous Oakland Cemetery…

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I had never visited Oakland Cemetery until last year. I met a groundskeeper there and asked him if the place was haunted. He said, "I've worked here 177 years, and haven't seen…

My wife was on a righteous rant…

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

about kids these days and whatnot, when she suddenly stops and says, "well, do you want any wine or what?" I looked at her, a bit puzzled, when she explains, "Oh, I…

Why did JM Barrie name his play Peter Pan?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dick Skillet just didn't have the same ring to it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Quentin Tarantino Direct Reservoir Dogs? Because…

I’ve borrowed so much money from so many people that no one wants to be my friend anymore.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm so loanely Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I’ve told so many terrible jokes to so many people that no one wants to be around me anymore….

Hammerless Homocides

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…

So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that could erase anybody’s memory with a bright light.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

When he gave it to me, I accidentally pressed it… So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that…

My pregnant wife just had another ultrasound.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Or, as she calls it: "Connecting with her inner child". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Title: Data Dump My programmer boyfriend just finished debugging our…

My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Inside was list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm My AI…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?

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