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A judge in an obscenity trial questions the prosecution

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Look counselor, you can’t accuse this man of obscenity until you define the term pornography." The lawyer replies, "I’ll come to that." Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the obscenity trial…

A smoking hot woman walks into a bar

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender tells her to put it out, you can't smoke inside. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: Diaper Dilemma A toddler waddles into a library,…

Former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

once said that he went to the BBC office for an interview by taxi. When he arrived, he asked the driver to wait for about forty minutes until he came back. But…

Fruits & Trees: Human Anatomy

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….

Why do pirates drink juice boxes?

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

To conquer the Hi-C's! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your pirate juice box joke: Joke Poo: Why do astronauts carry tiny spatulas into space? To scrape the meteor-lite! Okay, let’s…

A small town doctor was renowned for his accuracy on predicting the sex of a child early in the pregnancy

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

When he was retiring, they asked him how he always got it right. He laughed and said, "I would tell the mother my prediction, and then immediately write down the opposite sex…

A woman gets out of the shower and hears a knock at her door.

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

She wraps herself in a towel and goes to look through the peephole. At the door is Jake, a friend of her live-in boyfriend. She opens the door a crack and asks…

A man walks into a nightclub.

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He goes to the dance floor with three ladies, and says to them, "If I can guess the colour of your underwear you have to dance with me." His shoe is shiny…

A man is at a bar, chatting with the bartender, when the topic of sex comes up.

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

This guy, drunk off his ass on Blue Moon beer, accidentally confesses that he is a pervert who likes to cum in other people's food without them knowing. He says he does…

What is true about every great leader, from Julius Caesar to Abraham Lincoln, that sets them apart from you or me?

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're all dead. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that joke, titled "Joke Poo" (as requested) and modifying the original to create a similar, but different, laugh: Joke Poo…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
  • My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
  • One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
  • In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
  • These tropical birds stole my beer…
  • The Sentence
  • Good news/bad news
  • Bad luck Dave
  • I’m a stay at home dad and I started a daycare.
  • Prayer
  • A new cave has been opened in hell
  • The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
  • A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
  • At the hospital…
  • A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
  • The perch problem
  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Knock knock
  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
  • 1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
  • I like to hibernate during the winter
  • 50 Cent started rapping in 1996
  • Timmy asks his Father how politics work
  • Teacher gift
  • What comes after a sextillion.
  • My son walked in with a rock in his hand
  • My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
  • An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
  • The doctor says I have ADHD

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